I'm Facebook's B#TCH!!! (NSFW Version)

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Written by Asa Thibodaux
A month ago I was oh so sad..
'Cause myspace left me raped and alone!
but then I met this guy Guido with a pedophile beard
And he encouraged me to try facebook and it was on!
If facebook were a boyfriend it would be Chris Brown
And as long as i write his wall every 2 hours and never hid his car keys I'd never get beat down!
See!!!
Facebook is like cocaine in that its addictive, but at least while im updating my Facebook account my text is always predictive
Myspace has lots of boobs and crotches
On Facebook not so much, but at least im invited to 80's hair ballads!
Updated my status--said i was still hung over from last night
Then my boss wrote on my wall and said being drunk at work isn't right
So i deleted my douchebag boss as a facebook friend....
Now he cant ever watch exactly what I'm wall-texting in....
SEE!
Whenever i log onto Facebook Sometimes it makes my skin crawl... 'Cause im thinking to myself why are all these strangers writing on my Wall...
But NO!!! it doesnt matter
'Cause im facebooks bitch!!!
It forces me to write in third person as if i were the artist formerly known as Prince!!!!
I'm facebooks black bitch!!!!!!!!

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[emjay1264jr]

why doesn't this have a million views?

[enoughtimeto69]

fuck u asa, im in tears man, that shit was fucking hilarious, that bit with chris brown... omg i gota watch it again, you are awesome!

[Aliaz93moneyfingerz]

classic

[emjay1264jr]

i love this

[shinea300]

lol

[realestatesigns]

That's awesome!

[softballcatch124]

It means... "not safe for work"

lol.

[jacobiversen1]

thats sooo funny, oh and what does nsfw mean?

[evrikaa]

Just one word: R E A L A R I O U S !!! :)))))))

[Skittlez9293]

LOVE IT!!!! and its true!!!!!

[RhythmKiiD]

Lol Its Jokess