Clinical Prison

(To the tune of of "Folsom Prison Blues"-Johnny Cash)

I hear the teacher coming
She's coming 'round the bend
And I aint' seen my careplan
since I don't know when
Well I'm stuck in clinical prison
and time keeps dragging on
and those patients keeps a movin
while letting out their moans

When I was on mom and baby
I thought it was lots of fun
Until I saw a vagina
shoot that kid out like a gun
Then I took that test on renal
And I wanted to die
When i see it is a test day
I hang my head and cry

I bet the other students
are having lots of fun
they are probably drinking coffee
all finished with their MAR
another patient comin'
and I really have to pee
but those patients keep a movin'
and that what tortures me

when they free me from this prison
and that nurse license is mine
I'll be hanging saline
and starting large bore lines
Far from clinical prison
that's where I want to stay
so I never have to write up
talkin' theraputically

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