I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew - Eddie Morton 1909

"I'm A Member Of The Midnight Crew" w. William Jerome m. Jean Schwartz, Performed by Eddie Morton 1909


EDIT: I'm sorry I forgot to note this, I don't frequently log onto youtube or else I would have added it earlier. The song was ripped from this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbsXLD...

I tweaked it very slightly to improve the audio though it's hardly noticable

Lyrics

I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark
I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark
I always spend my evening where there's women wine and song
but like a man, I always bring my little wife along!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway
So what's the use of going home, until the break of day?
Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath,
I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

I never shall forget the night I made Six Rapper's Run
Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun
I proved myself a hero of a very high degree
I ran for home, and six of them, were running after me!

I'm a member of the Midnight Crew
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too
Home with the milk in the morning
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!

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[MetaLauss96]

he finally made her part of the midnight crew :D

[frank jung]

Eddie Morton ascended to god tier before it was cool

[PSFanMike]

IRL sent me here, and I'm proud of this song. It's catchy :)

[angelpunch0]

i dont know if i like this one more or the acapella

[superhighSUGARrush]

Right? who even is this douchebag?

[mujuranokamen]

I'm amazed how much the Homestuck version is better.

[themanwiththepan]

Is that a Twilight Sparkle troll?

[gus81646]

who the hell is that douche

[LovableChaos]

Barrels + Homestuck =

oh my gosh. O_O

[Kurai Mori]

UH, HE'S NOT THE DOUCHE YOU GUYS. That's BING CROSBY. BING CROSBY is the DOUCHE. Anyways, I like this song regardless of what spawned from it, those lovely PS/ Homestuck Midnight Crew carapaces, and their mobster mystique.

[Stephano Buttbandit]

Huh?