The Science of Evolution Hurts Atheists' Feelings Too...

Well, at least, it hurts this atheist's feelings.
Science calls my dog a "social parasite" and opportunistic hanger-on. Evolutionary scientists equate my dog's apparent love for me as an evolutionary survival method, mimicking and reading human emotion in order to manipulate me into providing him with shelter and sustenance.
Okay, he got me. I treat him like a surrogate child, but I've had my revenge.
His balls have been removed.

Articles:
http://www.slate.com/id/2158654
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/dogs/evolution.html
http://www.slate.com/id/2127419/

Basically, what I'm trying to say is this, Christians, science hurts everybody's closely held beliefs and feelings in its relentless pursuit of the truth about objective reality.
Don't take it so personally.

P.S. I realize I had the music turned up too high. Sorry, I didn't want to do this over.

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• social
• parasite
• dogs
• dog
• Canis
• lupus
• familiaris
• evolution
• science
• christianity
• creationism
• atheist
• atheism
• pets

[guitarzeroh]

Your Jesus Christ had K-9 teeth?

And is that a bong or green beer bottle there?

Payce! (for it's not the peace but 'pay'ce the ancient family preachers and kings want!)

One more idea, yes, man's best friend, but you're thinking waaaay too hard about em'! Sheesh.

[CadicusTheDamned]

Beer bottle.

[AceOfSpadester101]

i totally dont agree with the scientists. I had a long talk with my AP science teacher about this and he said that there is no way to have actual facts an data that they can prove or disprove that domesticated animals have human emotions.

[CadicusTheDamned]

Pet owners will attest that animals seem to have emotions. However, scientists would argue that dogs are just feigning emotions (affection, shame, etc.) as social parasites in return for food and shelter. The arguments are convincing to me, but it must be remembered that wolves (the ancestors of dogs) are social animals that display the same emotions to their pack.

[CadicusTheDamned]

Now you get it. It's all for the lulz.

Mission accomplished.

[urantivirus]

lmao

[CadicusTheDamned]

You showed me. I am chastened. Your admonishment rings loudly throughout the hallowed halls of YouTube.

Stupid cunt.

[CadicusTheDamned]

That's your retort? Seriously? You fuck, I AM A GRAMMAR NAZI!!! Off to the showers with your retarded ass.

[urantivirus]

People, this guy is a loser. I came across this video because of it's title. It turned out to be a video I wasn't interested in. So I didn't rate it. But I did offer some criticism on his puncuation in the details and in his editing. I didn't expect his response to be a nice one like "Thanks". But now this guy is calling me "retard", "stupid fuck" and "motherfucker". And I haven't called him anything up until now. So don't waste your time on this guy. Give him a */*****, and move on.

[urantivirus]

You learn english. You're pointing out a typo? At least I can write a proper paragraph, and use puncuation. You're such a dumb ass spaz. Seriously.