Suburban Life

Life is rough in the 'burbs and these three visionaries will let you know how.

LYRICS
I to T to the Alaking,
Flow's so raw it makes you sing,
Told by people that we're the thing,
Better than water better than springs.

Cold autumn evening we were just at band,
Couple white guys trying to make a stand,
Rap circles they'd consider us banned,
Cuz the color of our skin is whiter than sand.

They know we're superheroes 'cept without the capes,
Hey BB! Scotch makes the tape,
Our favorite foods are apples and the purple grapes,
Just a couple radicals that like to paint...

Picture in your mind we do it all the time,
With our epic metaphors and our crazy ass rhymes,
One thing I must ask you is what's your crime,
Well lets take a moment and I'll tell you mine.

I to the T to the Alaking,
I just plead guilty you stole the ring,
Hey lucky bro come under my wing,
If you want a crack then just take a swing,

Nelly once said he was number one,
That was up until we stole the gun,
I just told a joke here come the pun,
These three bros surely worse than none.

Elmers wears the hat and WhiteNoise a mask,
And Lil' Big Boy way better than that,
He gets all the ladies with his 'mazin shirt,
Then takes them out for dinner and skips dessert.

Check out our rise history's on our side,
Fav board game Axis and Allies,
Just one of those things makes you wise,
Just a couple guys running to the prize.

I to the T to the Alaking,
Way more delicious than a chicken wing,
More fight in us than nine bee stings,
Held together by more than sting.

This group is more than positive rap,
Truths we tell aren't like a slap,
Think it's my turn for a nap,
We're better than rhyming anything with crap.

Oh snap! We just did it,
Don't think we really get it,
We're so bad we should just quit,
But no one can surpass our wit.

I bet you didn't know we were just kidding,
We have a bunch of lackeys that do our bidding,
Our massive muscles are really forbidding,
With the pedal to the metal we were just skidding.

I to the T to the Alaking,
We got more followers and twice the blind,
Sadly my arm is in a sling,
Our flavor has been described as full of zing.

Category:

Comedy

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[whazup15]

forth

[MimzyMingiSakura19]

i bet you guys were bored! im bored to. Next time you should throw a party and then put it on youtube. haha

[squareownz]

uhm....... ?? im gonna go with... WTF??

[kupakid19]

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