Wedding song surprise instead of first dance.

I wrote this song sang it to my wife on our first date right before I kissed her for the very first time. A long time ago she said she wanted me to sing it to her on our wedding day, and then promptly forgot about it. Some fancy audio engineering and singing lessons later, I surprised her, and just about everybody else at our wedding with this performance. Here are the lyrics:

I'd like to tell you something
but I guess I don't know how
there are things that you don't know about me, I'll tell them to you now, and I'd be happy if I knew that it won't matter to you

I've been told my breath
sometimes smells like cottage cheese
stops songbirds in midflight and brings
grown men to their knees.
there's nothing I can do
but hope it won't matter to you.

I can be overly affectionate
and you might think that's cute
but it might get a little annoying when you're trying to open a parachute
I can't help myself with you
I hope this doesn't matter to you

I'm pretty bad in bed,
in fact I'm kindof a bore
and when you turn the lights out I can't
promise I won't snore
I am telling this to you
Because I don't know what to do
I hope it doesn't matter to you

Sometimes I chew with my mouth open
Though I know it's not polite
but I'm hoping if it bothered you that you would set me right. You'd know just what to do but it wouldn't matter to you.

I wouldn't jump out of an airplane
No really, after you
but if that's what you wanna do
I am telling you the truth
It wouldn't matter much to me
It's important to me that you feel free
and that's all that matters to me

I've said I love you too fast
At least in the past
and it smells like Jimmy Hoffa
when I pass gas
but I'm hoping if I am true
this won't matter to you

I'm hoping this won't matter
my stomach's getting fatter
I like to quote black adder
I can't control my bladder
tell me this doesn't matter to you...

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• wedding
• surprise
• song
• singing
• first dance
• marriage

[RewindShowBob]

Please post the lyrics! That was great!

[jblas17]

@RewindShowBob Thanks! Lyrics posted finally :)

[RewindShowBob]

Fantastic! Those lyrics are great!

[7ankss]

~~~>*AMAZING*....

[MistysJournal]

that was soo cute!