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CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST (Rap)

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Uploaded by on Mar 3, 2009

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...CEREAL...
...FOR BREAKFAST...
...COLD CEREAL...

Every morning I wake, I have a choice to make,
Deciding which cereal box I should take,
It's breakfast time, too soon for lunch,
I think I'll pour myself a bowl of Cap'n Crunch,
But it tears up my mouth and it causes harm,
So maybe I'll just have some Lucky Charms,
Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons,
Pots of gold and rainbows, and me red balloons,
Lucky Charms tastes so good, I eat it so fast,
My number one rule is save the marshmallows for last,
I stare in my cabinet and contemplate,
Should I eat Frosted Flakes cause Tony says they're grrreat?
They're definitely great, but it's hard to respect,
A talking tiger with a red scarf around his neck,
What kind of mood am I in? I have no hunch,
Am I cravin' Fruity Pebbles or Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
I look on the shelf at every single box,
Till my search stops, cause I gotta have my Pops,
No I don't, I forgot who I am!
I would never want to cheat on my man Toucan Sam,
So I pull out that big red box of Froot Loops,
Then I realize I want raisins and I want two scoops,
So I had some Raisin Bran, that's right I did,
But that made me feel old, and since Trix are for kids,
I thought I'd have some to make me feel young again,
It's too bad that silly rabbit was a grown man,

::Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!::

Deciding on a cereal can be real tough,
But if I want chocolate milk i have Cocoa Puffs,
They turn the milk to chocolate and that's cool with me,
And so does their little cousin, Cocoa Krispies,
There's still no bowl of cereal that can walk,
But if you listen closely, there's one that talks!
I buy a box of Rice Krispies everytime I shop,
Because they talk to me, they say "snap, crackle, pop"!
Apple Jacks are good, Frosted Cheerios are better,
I eat Alphabits just to write words with the letters!
My mom says there's too much sugar in the food I eat,
So to make her happy sometimes I have Frosted Mini-Wheats,
And if she's still unhappy with my choice of food,
I have Kix 'cause they're kid-tested and mother-approved.
The hours after breakfast, they feel so long,
So I'll have a bowl of Wheaties just to keep me strong,
Cookies for breakfast? A concept I can't resist,
That's why I always make sure to have some Cahooookie Crisp!

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  • What's the music beat?

  • just some sample beat i found off a free background music site (freeplaymusic)

  • this is cool but ur like what 19, im 11 and i dont listen to my momma. L0LZ nice vid.

  • haha i'm 23, and nooo i don't listen to her, i eat'em anywayy

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  • deserves more views

  • Sick song!! Try makiein a song that u rap faster!!!

  • sick

  • weriuhtrkuthgn

  • Rebecca blacks brother xD jk G.. siick song ama sing it in the morning hahahaa

  • luv it wayyy 2 much best song

  • Great video Im looking at the new youtube sensation :D

  • I would lol hard if our school principle made an assembley to make us eat better and played this vid cus everybody likes rap XD

  • thats pretty badass son

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