Jeff Dunham And Achmeds Jingle Bombs For Christmas

A Funny Song Heres the lyrics!!!! :) Enjoy Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...




Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUUUUUU

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• stand-up
• puppets
• achmed
• jingle
• bombs
• jeff
• dunham

[deltaripper]

i was with my friend who is alpha ripper so i said that srry

[crabby56]

brava brava for achmed lol 5/5

[silverdragon147]

"YOU RACEIST BASTARD IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I LIKE?!,you know that xbox game guitar hero hehe i kick your ass...maby ay halo"barst part In my opinion

[riter4life94]

this is a killer dewd lmfao

[Easyjet8810]

Great video, I just love that guy!

[alpharipper]

theres alot more ill be trying to get some on here asap lol asap i can do it

[crabby56]

how do you upload videos like this

[tjorkyle]

is there more?

[tjorkyle]

omg this is sooooooooo funny