FIGHTING

You gotta be able to protect yourself. This week, jon2KING offers some tips to help you protect your "assets."

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[buddha773]

lmao nigga said u got the holeghost

[CynthiaBolho]

I'm hecka mad "You got the holy ghost?"... Lol!

My fighting technique is just to talk soooooo much head (crap) that the person doesnt feel like fighting anymore. I called them allllll the names in the book, degrade them, make them feel stupid. This kept me from a fight at least 3 times. But the one time I actually had to fight I was just super calm which scared my opponent, she put her guard down I got in two good ones and walked away.

[axnjaxon24]

Hmm...I'd punch his friend first...then go for Gores nuttz!

[jeffsor47]

Excellent recipe for getting yourself killed...If that's your goal why not just shoot yourself in the head cuz it's faster and much less painful.

[Urbanicon82]

omg this is hilarious haha... i would just be so scard...