Timesplitters the Movie

Recorded a long time ago, think about the game series Timesplitters and cross is with both Extreme Dodgeball and Dodgeball the movie. Add in perilous railway track scenes and a cameo from Scream and you might get this, the first Timesplitters Movie. It's a bit of fun really.

Harry Tipper (Luke Malkin), clumsy secret agent, is being held by his evil archnemesis, Khallos (Josh Smith) who is threatening to rid the world of him once and for all by running him down with a steam roller. Harry escapes to return to his house where he chats with Dr. Peabody (played by a frozen garden pea). While deep in conversation, his girlfriend Kitten Celeste (Hannah Smith) is kidnapped by Khallos. Harry is joined by the mysterious time travelling cool-dude Sgt Cortez (Dan Regan) on a mission to thwart Khallos once and for all by breaking through his guards (inc. Richeldis Malkin). Upon finally reaching Khallos they settle their dispute by......playing dodgeball.

This film contains Daniel Regan.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Timesplitters movie
• Dodgeball
• Extreme Dodgeball
• Amateur Movie
• Home Movie
• Luke Malkin
• Daniel Regan
• Josh Smith
• Hannah Smith
• Richeldis Malkin
• Harry Tipper
• Khallos
• Sgt. Cortez
• Kitten Celeste
• funny

[lukemalkin]

@presentdharma Thanks :) Unfortunately the sequel only redefines its genre with the addition of Mel Gibson, however I promise that in the future I will think more strongly about feminism and postmodernism. Thanks for watching!

[presentdharma]

Ha! Hilarious stuff.

In a fitting, genre defying, postmodern sequel, how about the hero gets kidnapped and bound & gagged in peril while the damsel sets about his rescue? :)