Do you know what are the prohibited items that cannot be brought into Singapore? What may seem like novelty items to collectors may be used as instruments by criminals or terrorists. Always declare the items if you are not sure or you could get into trouble with the law for bringing in prohibited items
excuse me officer i have an itom to delear
OFFICER: may i have a look at it please
yes its a pice of dog shit
OFFICER do you have a permit for this itom
yes i wat to put in you mammas breakfast!!!
user900ish 1 month ago
@ongyewhwee Ehh?
jethrotay 3 months ago
@jethrotay LOL.
ongyewhwee 3 months ago
@jethrotay If it is locally bought and you do not show it in public place it should be ok. If not Government will ban cooking knives liao.
ongyewhwee 3 months ago
Hey people i got a question.
I just got my Victorinox Swiss Army Knife. It is 3/4 serrated and i measured it with a ruler it is about 3.1 inches? Something like that. Is it illegal to carry it around in Singapore?
jethrotay 4 months ago
The girl at 2.42 is HOT!
bengalsimon89 5 months ago
Fuck singapore laws
Zetsubou12345 6 months ago
Holy fuck 9 months for some stun guns? You'd get a fine most other places.
bhatia26 7 months ago
'Excuse me, Officer i have something to declare'
'What's the item?May i have a look at it, please?'
'its a shotgun and uzi '
'this way please'
'do you have a permit for this?'
'yes'
'i want to shoot ppl'
devilkiller3342 7 months ago
It seems to be rehearsed and acted. The people are wooden.
taharka210 7 months ago