Dear Youtube

I wrote this in 11 minutes, literally.

Here's the lyrics:

Sit on my butt
with nothing to do
But get out the camera in the living room
And that bear behind me is fake you assume
but if you knew me better
you'd see i'm dead too

29 videos but a billion to go
requests pour in like an overflow
of songs that everybody likes
of songs i can't sing that high

My name is Ryan
I'm in the last great bridge jumper
check us out on myspace dot com
My name is ryan
i do what i can for youtubers
oh oh-oh oh oh-oh

got an inbox full of messages
porn stars leaving spam comments
friend requests by noon
subscribers subscribing way too soon

took a break from the tube for awhile
joined a gym made a lady smile
but now i'm back in the game
"much expected" is my new name

My name is Ryan
I'm in the last great bridge jumper
check us out on myspace dot com
My name is ryan
i do what i can for youtubers
oh oh-oh oh oh-oh

bridge... this is the shoutouts...
bridge... this is the shoutouts..
alin I-N-H...
you are the best person on my page...
Aling I=N=H
you are the best person on my page...




My name is Ryan
I'm in the last great bridge jumper
check us out on myspace dot com
My name is ryan
i do what i can for youtubers
oh oh-oh oh oh-oh

Category:

Music

Tags:

• ryan
• kulp
• the
• last
• great
• bridge
• jumper
• joke
• song
• acoustic
• funny
• freestyle
• anything
• goes
• rock

[anythinggoesrock]

lyrics on on the TOP RIGHT of screen.

-ryan

[uniqeboy1]

dont watch too much porns

[I3DDR]

lol. that was cool. hehehe. cute.

[Turboplant]

ehhh.... you really should work on better sound quality- you'd definently sound better.

[MisterMetadata]

I am envious Ryan :P great song man.

[cjluvsmj01]

your song is great.. LOL

[taberx]

i think i'm beginning to become obsessed with you.

[naughtyregions]

thats so funny!

[ddhorsluvr]

whoa that's an amazing song

lol

[hOtTpLaYr07]

this was great.

you're voice is actually really gooood.

[superbogary]

ok, look at his other stuff fag, i bet you dont even play guitar.

[xspartangirl91x]

haha very creative cute!

[mataogrosioso]

Ha those are the same chords to "our song" by Taylor Swift. Good job though especially for 11 minutes.