Ultimate Bloopers by NinjaPimp.com
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blown spots
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"you fucked up"
Afro-Squad.com
Can you believe it? We have been online and in charge for over a decade! Afro-Squad.com is taking over the world! Are you a part of the Afro-Squad Army? Do you enjoy AssWipes, Five Ply? Do you consider yourself "unfuckwithable?" Then you must be cruisin' in the Afro-Zone with your heroes the SnowMan and KrazyMan! This issue guarantees not to dissappoint! We deliver the Pimp of the Year award for 2008, introduce you to our new DIX cereal, interview three funky porn stars, have a word of the month, provide advice from Papa B, and show you an exclusive nude photo of Hillary Clinton! Come back every month for more funk and spunk than a Ron Jeremy movie!
Miss Eileen C. Hugebush-Fenderpenny
Alabama Fishery & Wildlife Director, Afro-Squad Division
Afro-Squad.com is happy to announce KrazyMan as our 2008 Pimp of the Year! KrazyMan's 2007 accomplishments include a heated relationship with Pamela Anderson, starring in various Afro-Squad movies, sex with the Bush twins, being banned from the White House, producing Afro-Squad Episode Zero, personally causing a national rise in teen pregnancy, being TIME's Person of the Year, making out with Mari Possa, Discovering Minor 69'er, and creating the Zombie Pimp!
Previous Pimps of the Year include:
1970 John Shaft
1971 John Holmes
1972 Pimp Panther
1973 Goldie, The Mack
1974 Dolemite
1975 Statla & Waldorf G
1976 Ron Jeremy, AKA the Hedgehog
1977 Jack Tripper, Sleaze Company
1978 Funky Pope (Formerly Pope John Paul II)
1979 Ronald "Ray" Guns (Formerly Ronald Reagon
1980 Master Gates (Formerly Bill Gates)
1981 Mack Donald, (Formerly Ronald McDonald)
1982 Mack Donald, (Formerly Ronald McDonald) *
1983 Mr. T
1984 Papa Pimp (Formerly Papa Smurf)
1985 Optimus Pimp, Transformers (Formerly Optimus Prime)
1986 SuperPimp (Formerly Superman)
1987 Peter North
1988 Lego Ninja
1989 Evil Homer (Formerly Homer Jay Simpson)
1990 Jerry Funkfeld (Formerly Jerry Seinfeld)
1991 Afro Saddam, Iraq (Formerly Saddam Hussien)
1992 Plushy Pimp
1993 Abe the Babe
1994 Lil' Mickey (Formerly Mickey Mouse)
1995 Mack Daddy Slim, Pimp Fiction
1996 The Original Snowman, AfroSquad
1997 Iggy, Iggy's Classy Ladies
1998 Ryan, Big Head Ryan and the Monsters
1999 Not so evil Bert, Sesame Street (Formerly Evil Bert)
2000 The Big Boned Ninja, SouthPark (Formerly Eric Cartman)
2001 Papa Pimp (Formerly Papa Smurf) *
2002 RoboPimp (Formerly Robocop)
2003 George "Loves" Bush (Formerly George W. Bush)
2004 The Red Ninja, NinjaPimp.com
2005 The NinjaPimp, NinjaPimp.com
2006 The $nowMan, AfroSquad Version II
2007 Sponge Bob Square Pimp
2008 Afro-Squad's KrazyMan
Whose screw up was the best?
ninjapimp69 4 years ago