You'll Never Fit In, Obviously Gay Elf!

http://www.cracked.com/article_18601_4-bad-lessons-rudolph-red-nosed-reindeer...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Gay
• Elf
• christmas
• santa
• mean
• cracked

[SheaF91]

"Finish the job, or you're fired!"

...

"Ok, so fire me! I wanted to be a dentist anyway!"

[trekker4747]

Only a 10-minute break? Someone needs to send OSHA to the North Pole.

[TerryB01]

We may like going to the dentist, but we still know we NEED them. They're helpful and do a job we need done.

What is WITH the north Pole?!?! Is it where Hitler grew up or something?

[A4ism]

@rankaratar Yes, children accept adults, no matter how screwed up they are. I know I did.

[NickB1967]

@nikoincroatia: "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" (USA Christmas TV show, 1964, stop action animation). Almost as depressing as the Charlie Brown Specials, which are almost suicide inducing.

[MrEmadshalabi]

He probably would have faced more social stigma if they said, "Herbie plays with toys!"

[LaHuerca]

"Go ahead and fire me! I don't wanna be a part of you're goddam stupid, holly-jolly communist elven society!" XD

[Rhaxma]

Transcribe audio is HILARIOUS

[karol1986]

I'm so happy that I didn't watch this one when I was a kid - I would cry every Christmas, thinking how elfs are forced to do toys for me... not to mention that most of elfs are douchebags. I mean, who wants a presents made by such untolerant bastards?

[Nightman221k]

You know, I think I can take some satisfaction in this scene in context to the ending. Herbie is now going to be the only dentist in the North Pole, meaning he can get a lot of revenge. I mean later on he can yank that loudmouth bastard's teeth out.

[TheDoremi40]

Cracked

It's the Christmas version of 1984! :D