The Unknown Creature in 4 minutes
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And then I came across this video, just... GNAWING into some food..!
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Spectactular. I know what I'm asking for this Christmas. Does Joe Cracker still make these movies, or has he retired to the Bahamas? I hope he still has time to make films even though he's probably super rich by now.
All Comments (58)
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Of course! A Cyprus! It's all coming together!
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Somehow I'm expecting Slenderman to come out
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Shit, he does sound like Majora's Mask!
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@spikeshinizle123 It's available for the low, low price of $1.99 on Amazon.
Just be warned that the 4 minute version is a lot more entertaining than the full version.
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Why does this exist?
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0:32 His pubes grow on his chin
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this is fucking perfect.
I love the opening
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And then the animated dancing triforce jumps out at the camera and roars.
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0:30 - Looks like he's stroking testicles...on his face.
Wait, Cracker made this?
GigaDager 2 years ago 5
This is my edit of Cracker's full-length movie.
sexualburgerking 2 years ago 9
A few drinks and a few chips? Just a few chips?
Fryman28b 2 years ago 2
When these guys say "a few chips" they mean a few bags of chips. Each.
sexualburgerking 2 years ago 6
"he was been trying to prove that bigfoot is a real creature and it's since the reports that have been out in on the news it's it seems now pretty aparent that bigfoot could very be in this area"
sexualburgerking 2 years ago 7