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Uploaded by on Aug 28, 2006

If you've never seen the movie "The Unknown Creature", your life just isn't complete. But if you don't have the 70 minutes of free time required to watch it, now you can see all the best parts in a mere four minutes! I've edited out all the dull bits and kept only the most exciting and vital plot points.

By the way, while making this I learned that Windows Movie Maker is an absolute piece of crap. What a nightmare!

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Uploader Comments (sexualburgerking)

  • Wait, Cracker made this?

  • This is my edit of Cracker's full-length movie.

  • A few drinks and a few chips? Just a few chips?

  • When these guys say "a few chips" they mean a few bags of chips. Each.

  • "he was been trying to prove that bigfoot is a real creature and it's since the reports that have been out in on the news it's it seems now pretty aparent that bigfoot could very be in this area"

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  • And then I came across this video, just... GNAWING into some food..!

  • Spectactular. I know what I'm asking for this Christmas. Does Joe Cracker still make these movies, or has he retired to the Bahamas? I hope he still has time to make films even though he's probably super rich by now.

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  • Of course! A Cyprus! It's all coming together!

  • Somehow I'm expecting Slenderman to come out

  • Shit, he does sound like Majora's Mask!

  • @spikeshinizle123 It's available for the low, low price of $1.99 on Amazon.

    Just be warned that the 4 minute version is a lot more entertaining than the full version.

  • Why does this exist?

  • 0:32 His pubes grow on his chin

  • this is fucking perfect.

    I love the opening

  • And then the animated dancing triforce jumps out at the camera and roars.

  • 0:30 - Looks like he's stroking testicles...on his face.

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