Dutch language lesson by tangerine_now

With some basic phrases and (of course) some rude words. Note: none of these rude words are in any way blasphemous so feel free to use them in church. (Well, right, maybe not in church.)

And I would LOVE to hear you practise these. :D

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[evildeathmonkey1]

@alsafrench ''Schijt'' is stronger than ''stront'' so the first one is the best to yell:D You can also say ''KUT'' pronounced just like the English ''cut'' but with a stronger ''U'' like in underwear. (the English tend to say ''cat'') which is more common to yell. And you are right about ''verdorie'', its old. If you really feel like going all out Dutch then say :''Kanker-(followed by whatever it is that angered you and you decided needs to be made aware of your ill feelings towards it) !!''

[IvIIBoSSIIvI]

1:42 was the first word i tried to pronounce

[persianboy434]

hello,,how can i speak dutch,,why you have just 1 clip,,i learnt alot of u,,so please continue

[evildeathmonkey1]

@alsafrench Also we Dutch love to swear with deceases. So just look up some of the nastiest deceases you can think of, string them together, and hurl them at some poor thing that you feel deserves a good swearing at:P You get more points for the nastier or exotic deceases. and the more deceases you can cram is a sentence the better.

[alsafrench]

@evildeathmonkey1 helpful and comprehensive explanations for all of us foreigners. A big thanks !

[alsafrench]

Interresting, nice accents both english and dutch, im french I can understand you easily. I have read the dutch Kuijfje en Bobbie and he always says "Verdorie" so I suppose this is an old-school word.

Say I break something or I miss my train, I won't say "Verdorie", so can I say "stront" or "schijt" ( I love pronuoncing that dutch word "schijt" ) ? Is this correct ? Dank u wel anyone who could help me . Viva Nederland !

[mrkaradi]

:)) entertaining and very informative, so when is the next class?

[tisflo76]

hehe leuk!! now where were you when I needed my lessons all those years ago..!

[AnneGirl89]

yay for Dutch :D

(and your accent :P)

[GigglingGavroche]

And what do you call a man who is being a bitch, eh? Meluvversyou!!!!! Or Ik ook hou van jou!!!!!