The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Sonichu's Edge [12/3/09]

Chris attempts "parkay" by running about like a douche in what I think is Charlottesville, Virginia.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• chris-chan
• chris
• chan
• christian
• weston
• chandler
• cwc
• sonichu
• sonichu's
• edge
• mirror's
• parkour
• parkay

[CorporateG0th]

In all fairness, for his endurance this was a brief but valid workout. Now if he just turns this into a stable regimen he could improve his health.

Admittedly it would've been funnier if we saw the camera tumble down onto the ground along with his arm as he goes into cardiac arrest.

[MrFluffyRedGyarados]

He's gonna be doing a lot of Parkay in prison. Running from all those niggos trying to rape him.

[Er0y]

@CorporateG0th I counted 5 different jump cuts where he sat down and took a break. Don't be fooled. He wouldn't really give this much effort in one go.

[JadeGlasses]

I have a friend who lives in Virginia. She calls it "Vagina."

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

IT'S JUST RUNNING HNNNNGG

[TakuraLioness]

It's funny cause at the beginning he already seems to be out of breath

[Octary]

I guess he didn't do any jumping because he didn't see any Red platform guides.

[theVEGANdinosaur]

parkour.... did you mean running?

[VotiveVendetta]

Y'know, this makes me feel a bit better about how I couldn't complete my mile run in under nine minutes.

I can't believe he thinks this is parkour.

[PheonixChan]

I would have loved to have been there

[pottedfern666]

Jesus. With the sight of this brightly-garbed manchild barrelling breathlessly through the shopping streets of Charlottesville wearing a strange animal-head medallion, i'm surprised more people didn't just assume he was pursuing his latest hapless rape-victim.