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"Pear-ty In The U.S.A."

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Uploaded by on Oct 4, 2009

The new hit single by break-out group The Pear-a-dise Girls.

Verse 1:
I hopped in my car the other day
I went to the grocery store
Welcome to the land of fruit and snacks (woah)
What am I gonna find here?
Walked in the door, here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the produce sign
This is all so tasty
Everything looks so healthy

Prechorus:
My tummy's growling and I'm feeling kind of hungry
Too many choices, they're so perfect
That's when the grocery man puts out my favorite fruit
And the other choices were gone (X3)

Chorus:
So I put my hands out for USA Pears
The hunger pains go away
It tastes so good, oh yeah
Take another bite now, oh yeah
So I put my hands out for USA Pears
I could eat these things all day
Yeah, it's a pearty in the USA

Verse 2:
Get to the line at the register
Everybody's staring at me now
Like who's that dude obssesed with fruit
He's gotta have like 20 pounds
So I pay with my pears all around me
It's definitely not an HS party
Cause everybody's got bananas
Which I am not a fan of

Repeat Prechorus

Repeat Chorus

I feel like eating everything in sight
Gonna eat a lot of junk food tonight
But those pears stop me everytime
The grocer stocks my fruit and I feel alright

Repeat chorus

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  • this is way better than miley cyrus' song! lol

  • love the lyrics! lol this is hilarous!

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  • Wow..

  • so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • haha i love it!! Honor Society favorited this too!! ahh, so lucky.

  • omg! hahahaah i absolutely loved this!

  • lol love it (:

  • "Like who's that dude obssesed with fruit

    He's gotta have like 20 pounds" HAHAHAHAHAH LOL

  • lol this is soo good

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