NSFW: The Cloud Computing Consultant

Hypothetical discussion between a cloud consultant and his client. It's a joke that may or may not have any connection with reality so don't take it too seriously.Inspired by "social media expert" skit.

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  Science & Technology

[Larkinchance]

The book, "To Serve Man"... It's a cook book!!!!

[James Coffey]

"Virtual Public Cloud? That's complete bullshit. Like the Highlander, there can be only one"

[Wrex Allen]

Brilliant!

[jub0r]

Is there a transcript for this? I can't understand the text reader voice.

[Kelly Kleinman]

IT "guys" are the only folks slamming the overall cloud concept. Try talking to those using it and you usually get very satisfied customers. It's cheaper, it's free from crashes, it can be as secure as you want it, and it's damn fast.

[Kelly Kleinman]

Amazon isn't the only one out there. 4Service Managed Cloud Computing offers a private-managed cloud service, no shared apps or contracts that can be manipulated at will like Amazon offers. If I need service, can I really expect Amazon to respond? Previous experience says fat chance.

[medicalstudentable]

Larry dead [protocol] society it at it again. Want to see the size of our case study - right us a check and I'll tell you.

[miglate]

Can someone give me the link of transcript of this video? I'm planning to translate it to my own language and send to my clients!

[TheUrbanRocker]

it's called xtranormal "beige" you should look into it.