Mermaids - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

Mermaids
Flight Of The Conchords
Series One - Episode Nine - What Goes On Tour

Jemaine : Uh-Ah
Bret : Uh-Ah
Both : Uh-Ah Uh-Uh

Both : Mermaid
Jemaine : Mermaid
Bret : Mermaid
Jemaine : Mermaid
Both : Mermaid
Bret : Mermaid
Jemaine : Mermaid
Both : Mermaid
Both : Mermaid Mermaid
Jemaine : Mermaid
Bret : Mermaid

Mermaid murmured into my ear
The answers to questions
Im longing to hear.
Does it relax you to hear the sound of the land?
Do you, a mermaid, have slightly webbed hands?
ewww
(AH AH AH)

Is it normal for a guy to wear a scuba apparatus when he makes love in the sea?
Make love to me.
Would it be weird for you
If I touched your fishy half?
I know it would for me

AH AH AH AH WA-EH-EH-AH WA-EH-EH-AH
AH AH AH AH OH-O-O-O OH-O-O-O

Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea?
Am I invited?
(AHHH)
At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed?
If so, then how do you light it?
(OOO)
Are you the answer to a drunken sailors lonely wish?
Wish wish wish
Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock
Holding half a fish?
Half a sexy fish

AH AH AH AH WA-EH-EH-AH WA-EH-EH-AH
AH AH AH AH OH-O-O-O OH-O-O-O OHHHH

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Flight
• Of
• The
• Conchords
• Mermaids
• Fish
• Funny
• New
• Zealand
• Comedy
• HBO
• Music
• Video
• Official
• Episode
• Nine
• What
• Goes
• On
• Tour

[oooochild]

i love u jemaine!!!!!

[Randallthat1]

i can only dream of playing the coconut as well as jemaine...

[Frostilicious25]

this reminds me of the Trololol song for some reason xD

[sallison36]

Jemaine's voice melts me! :D hes my favorite.

[junkyfungus]

Mermaids of the sea! Tuna safe...

[lexibugluv]

Loveee Brett!(: And Jimmy reminds me of both Elvis and Austin Powers! Ahahah(:

[LinkkilledthepromQ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sea weed HAHAHA thats gold

[meganplautz]

It's so funny when bret jumps in saying "make love to me"

[jackbrokeheart]

This is one of their best songs, but it doesn't get the respect it deserves. If your wondering about the length, the original song was much longer. The funny thing is that they have all the lyrics (save three words that they didn't need to cut out) and they managed to cut it down to this length simply by speeding up the tempo.

[jackbrokeheart]

@minnesotafool

Wrong, they didn't cancel it, the guys just don't want to continue it. Actually there might be a chance they do another one because no one has said no hands down, but don't get your hopes up.