Neupogen Rap

Lyrics:

Neupogen, man-made form of a protein
That stimulates the growth of WBCs,
You can see why this drug would help to fight infection,
Stimulating bone marrow to make cells for protection,
So youre on Neupogen, theres some things you need to know,
First of all, this drug and lithium dont go.
You should tell your doctor if your takin any pills,
and if youre to allergic to bacteria like E.Coli, dont conceal
You gotta store it in the fridge but dont allow it to freeze,
And make sure to tell if ya got a blood disease,
Bone pain and constipation are the major side effects,
But if you feel shoulder pains call your doc with no regrets,
Blood and liver function tests, will evaluate effectiveness,
And never shake the bottle much; it makes the drug useless.
Dont take within twenty four of your chemo,
And never inject the same site twice in a row.

Im on that neupogen{WHAT}, that new drug man,
Its better than OJ to help fight off infection,
That neupogen {WHAT}, that new drug man,
I got more white blood cells than you can imagine.

Category:

Education

Tags:

• Neupogen

[Pston3murseman]

@DJDoctaDawe haha thanks you! glad you liked it! I don't think the repercussions are serious, but they recommend you alternate injection sites in order to allow for optimal absorption and to prevent bruising which could further inhibit absorption!

[DJDoctaDawe]

Hahah nice! I am on Neupogen, good stuff! I didn't know you weren't supposed to inject it twice in the same arm!? Oooops!