"Kirksville Cruncher" (Medical Spoof Cover of Enrique Iglesia's "Hero")

"Kirksville Cruncher"
Lyrics written by Mary Pendergrass
Performed by Theresa Nguyen

(Karaoke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQdRuFXBxYg&feature=related)
(Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH9hAeXRlx0)

Would you sphinx if I asked you to sphinx
Lateral recumbant for me
Take a deep breath, Im scared to death
Have I localized it right?

Would you giggle if I palpate your pubes?
Decompress it all the way thru
Now let me rock your sacrum back
Hold your breath till BLT

I can be your Kirksville Cruncher
I can take away your pain
Your thoracics will feel better
It might take your breath away

Would you please bend down and touch your toes
Would you pooch out your belly for me?
Non-neutral tests, Ill do my best
Have I diagnosed it right?

I can be your Kirksville Cruncher
I can take away your pain
Your thoracics will feel better
It might take your breath away

Hold this just for 90
Hold this just for 90 seconds
Is the pain better
By 30 percent?
Did I release the tenderpoint?

I can be your Kirksville Cruncher
I can take away your pain
Your thoracics will feel better
It might take your breath away

I can beyour Cruncher!
I can take away your pain
Your thoracics will
Feel better
It might take your breath away
It might take your breath away

Now, wheres that transverse process?

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Theresa
• Nguyen
• KCOM
• parody
• medical
• spoof
• cover
• Enrique
• Iglesias
• Hero
• OMM
• OMT

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HVLA BABY

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Great song. Will sing it in the clinic :)