I fucked a... (Katy Perry Cover)

I thought this would be really current since the song only came out 4 years ago.

As you can tell, I'm a professional singer (never had a lesson!) and I'm totally amazing.

Please to enjoy yourself a lot.

Lyrics:

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

I fucked a Jew and I liked it
He called his mom right after
I fucked a Jew just to try it
Tasted like Manichevitz
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight




I fucked a Jew and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name
Can't even spell it
You're new my flavor of the day
I'm trying Kosher
It's not what, good girls do
Never, had it circumcised
The head gets big and full
Hard to retain

I fucked a Jew and I liked it
The taste of his chode on my lips
I fucked a Jew just to try it
Best I've ever had it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Those Jews they are so magical
Pale skin, big nose, so affable
Hard to resist so cynical
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, I'm on the pill

I fucked a Jew and I liked it
No crying like the Catholics
I fucked a Jew just to try it
Then we went out for bagels
I met his mom
She picked him up
Don't think she liked me too much
I fucked a jew and I liked it
I liked it

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[RevKale]

Oder gor oder gornit.

[OSqueezy]

@RevKale I had to look that up! "All or nothing?" Porfavor, explain

[whatever3009]

You are the best, this is funny!

[OSqueezy]

@whatever3009 Thanks buddy

[LuiscGlez]

Best cover ever! haha

[OSqueezy]

@LuiscGlez Wow that was fast! 

[RevKale]

So that what it means! I just remember hearing it over and over again (incessantly) in the throes of passion.

I was just trying to say something yiddish.