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Eminem - NEW SONG ''Taking My Ball'' (With Lyrics)

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Uploaded by on Oct 16, 2009

Yeahhh, eminem new song '' Taking My Ball '' from the game DJ HERO
Song date 16/10/09

**LYRICS**
[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 1]
Im that guy man, shove a dime up in my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscles as I cut vocals,
Slut poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes in your ******* girl lets cuddle,
Blood curdling on your girdle whatll,
I do for my next trick Im feeling wonderful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador,
of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin,
I slash her in ******* with an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I,
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,
The fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick up a Kim Kardashians *******,
And make the bitch run a triathlon,
Are those pistachios? ******* id like to have some,
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on,
Goddamn man are you that much of an asshole.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 2]
I'm like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
one of my thighs and make it disappear like Houdini.
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter,
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula,
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gloutius.
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weenier's smothered in peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow,
And that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with some pleasing art?(i have no fucking idea)
And mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 3]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat and hide a clue in the back room,
And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room,
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon,
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon.
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?".
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh.
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my juicebox under my bassinet,
No wonder my ******* is wet, my diaper needs to be changed,
Do you like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Outro]
Fine...Nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then...Bitch...Guys are always mean to me anyways...All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...You guys are going to make me sad...Im crying..Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMMMMMMM...

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  • happy B day shady

    love this song

  • eminem u fuckin rule

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  • my life<3

  • @Olterior You need to respect others' opinions.

  • @playinbout

    if you honestly think it sucks you need to get your head checked

  • @stacks6969allday I have heard Immortal, I never said his lyrics suck I'm sure his lyrics are as good as the next rapper or even better. What I don't like, is his flow which IMO is a more definitive indicator of a good MC. His flow is him uttering words mixed with some background music. Canibus on the other hand, I have been listening to for over 4 years and greatly appreciate his work. I appreciate his lyrics and like his raw style and flow with the music. Good lyrics doesnt equal good rapper.

  • @Olterior As stupid as your opinion on rap is.

  • @TheForgivenTwo all of u youtube noobs piss me off when the lyrics are not on the screen try clicking the description dummy stop getting mad over shit when its right in front of ur goddamn face.

  • @playinbout ha then u havent herd mutch of imortal techniqe dude imortal techniqe is a fucking wordsmith what u talking about u need to listen to his shit he is a lyricall god and also listen to some of canibus canibus and eminem went at it for a long time both making a tie breaker but yea u cant call lyricall geinouses sucky rappers when u dont know what ur saying.

  • @kimberly81276 ha yea ok i wanna see u rhyme as good as this it's called wordplay and shock value this dont suck if u know anything about real hiphop this is geinous listen to his multi rhyme scheme not many rappers do it.

  • AngieAngel~~~?>$upergirl!!!!!

    +I know every mind+

    by Angie&theAngels

    1000%roxksteady and even sum.....

  • rain man make mmy lyrics sound sexy lmao

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