(Parody)
Mark Warner. Governor. Businessman. "Virginian."
As a United States Senator, Mark Warner will bring our troops home... or maybe he'll stay the course. Rest assured, he will do something, and one of these days he'll let us all know what that is.
Mark Warner will provide an amnesty program for illegal immigrants, while simultaneously opposing it, for Mark Warner is such a dynamic leader that he can take two positions at once.
Sure, when Mark Warner was raising your taxes and ripped off the taxpayers to accumulate his personal fortune, it may not have seemed like it was in your best interest. But what you need to remember is that Mark Warner, much like God, works in mysterious ways.
Ha! Mark Warner sucks!
JakeandElwoodBlues 4 years ago