Englebert H. and the 1978 La La Tour

In 1978 The great Englebert Humperdink was participating in an eccentric pastime of breaking into power stations and climbing around on the transformers believing that doing so would give him untold creative energy. Unfortunately a squirrel on another transformer touched Englebert with it's tale discharging a huge jolt of energy which vaporized the squirrel and blew off all of Englebert's clothes and hair. When he regained consciousness he discovered that although he could understand words, he could no longer speak them. He had a large tour booked and so his manager found a speech therapist who was only able to teach him a few simple sounds like yah, oh, nah, yahheee, lah, baba, hah, and ho. Beardless and with a bad wig to cover his bare scalp Englebert headed out on tour and into history. It was referred to as the La La tour. The music world has never been the same since.

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Comedy

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• sinatra
• michael
• jackson
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• baba
• hah
• and
• ho.