L Ron Hubbard on Frozen Alcohol

Rantings of a MADMAN named Hubbard Episode 9

"L Ron Hubbard on Frozen Alcohol"


From "Assists" lecture. 3 October 1968. #10 in the confidential Class VIII series of lectures:
"They were imported. They were actually .. the trick was to shoot somebody, disable somebody,
very often a needle into a lung and at the same time to hit him with frozen alcohol and glycol
which preparation is guaranteed to pick up a Thetan. All they had to do was pick him up and put
him in a refrigerator and they had him, boy. If he tried to exteriorize from the body, there he
was, frozen. And they threw 'em into collection points, boxed 'em up in boxes, threw 'em into
space planes which were the exact copies of DC8's, the DC8 airplane is the exact copy of the
space plane of that day. And, no difference, except the DC8 had fans, propellers on it and the
space plane didn't."

Plus a Public Service Announcement by

Commodore Bts2Free of the IJC
and
Commodore J. Swift of the Marcab Confederation

About the newly formed IJC.


RWT
2008

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Scientology
• Xenu
• Anonymous
• DC-8
• Frozen
• Alcohol
• Thetan
• Tom
• Cruise
• John
• Travolta
• Kirstie
• Alley
• Kelly
• Preston
• Miscavige

[AnonymousRising]

Real clip from the Philadelphia Lecture Series.

To think, no one got up, threw their hands in the air, and walked out of the room.

Then again, anyone walking out would be inviting Fair Game harassment against themselves. Walking out on LRH would be seen as "enturbulating" Hubbard's little nutzoid chit-chat...so, it may be somewhat understandable everyone sat through these mad ravings.

Hubbard. Was. A. Psychopathic. Loon. And. A. Pathological. Liar.

And he failed writing SciFi. Obviously.

[quentinkrisp]

If only NASA had done OT-III. They could have saved a fortune by simply banging a couple of rocket motors onto DC-8's instead of spending billions of taxpayers money developing space shuttle. Amarite? Yoobetcha. And they'd get drinks, peanuts and lemon-soaked paper napkins served in orbit by beautiful young hostesses in silver miniskirts with purple hair.

Nurse! NURSE!

[Gethsemaneful]

Exactly how does one go about consuming frozen alcohol?

[pox122229]

I agree if you actually read the books, they make a lot of sense.

[11Jamie11]

You guys are all gonna be sorry when the world of "science" finally catches up to LRH and finds out he was right!

/troll

[darthspeaks]

I always wondered what caused Herpes - they are the assholes of Body Thetans!

[Mondas2007]

you wern't shot into space,,you were dropped into a volcanop then blown up with H-Bombs

[doobedoo22]

So... are you suggesting there is a flaw in L-Ron's argument? Surely not! :)

[998987987698765]

I have soooooo many B T's stuck to me I can hardly stand it. ( at least I never get lonely)

[LadyXenu]

I had no clue Alcohol could be frozen?.........lol...

Hey, that's the shit they hit me with..before I was shot out into space?.....

[archronwe]

Even if they put a persons body in a freezer when the spirit leaves it would not be attached to anything physical or experience temperature. So if he found himself in a fridge he'd just float out again he wouldn't stay there. That means all explosions would also trap a thetan & that's why ot3 talks about gluing spirits together by explosions & volcanic eruptions. Since the spirit isn't physical again floats away/. He even said electricity wavelengths trap spirits cause it mimics spirit energy.

[SunriseSucks]

DC-8 had no propellers but jet engines