Drunk History vol. 2.5 - Featuring Jack Black

I will now use ONLY Benjamin Franklin's pick-up lines, forever. The look on her cute face when he said "Maybe I can fuck you." was priceless! She had been smiling and laughing, then suddenly she looked like "Oh, shit."

Of course, "I'm going to fuck you no matter what." has to be among the most awesome and awful things anyone has ever said.

It's funny, tragic and completely understandable that while the Founding Fathers had so many great ideas, they were still just as flawed as the next guys.

you've made your choice, fuck you.

and that's how life works

Jack Black was the perfect choice for this role. It's this kind of acting that he excels at.

I have gone to countless sites in search of funny videos for years... (ebaums... college humor...whatever)

This is by far the funniest shit I have ever seen on the internet. Good job. My search for Morpheus has finally ended.

Could not agree more.

Jack Black does such a good job in acting out the narration.

What is the music in the background?

also 2:24. "all right you can fuck me ONE MORE TIME but that's it" XD

XD pause at 3:58 and drink in the beauty of jack black wearing a rubber hairpiece.