The Iphone is for RETARDS! Trumpet Dinopup takes a BYTE out of APPLE !

FIRST successful real world on location beta test run of my new show: the completely interactive TV & web show where the at home audience, not the studio audience gets to DIRECT and WRITE lines and choose the course the show will take - Trumpet Dinopup LIVE! (c)1995-2011 Patent and TM pending.

I like to think of this as kind of like those old 'choose your own adventure' books that you used to read when you were a kid - but a TV show version!

This is the full NON edited LIVE take of the one of the show's LIVE segments in very high quality full hd as recorded to a GH13 camera. Mounted to the top of the GH13 in order to get the VERY exact angle and broadcast out out to a LIVE web audience, is a Logitech C910 HD webcam. It's QUITE a crazy setup and a bit cumbersome, but it works!

The show works like this: I announce that I am doing a LIVE. You go to http://trumpetdinopup.com (iphone & ipad friendly even though Trumpet Dinopup is not) When I go LIVE, my LIVE feed will take over my station / channel and you will be seeing what I am doing LIVE with about a half a second delay. I am wearing a backpack that has a high end Win 7 64bit quad core i7 laptop in it with a wimax 4G usb satellite that can stream live from almost any major city.

My show is LIVE segments, prerecorded sketch segments, and then a talk show interview & special guest segment. The prerecorded sketch segments of the show will play while me and my team of producers change bats and run to the next LIVE setup. Some of them will be me working puppets, some will be me as myself, some will be me in various full character costumes,but all will be while the chat room guides the show with a patented on screen java applet voting system and suggestions and even line readings via the chat room. Prior to 4G technology, this was absolutely impossible & you needed a quarter of a million dollar satellite truck.

As you are watching, you can vote on choices as well as type into the chat what you would like me to do. For instance, this show started out with me just standing outside on the street and asking viewers to "pick a direction," then as I panned the camera around and showed the three possible ways I could go - a few viewers chatted "go attack the Apple store!" ... "go talk to the hot dog vendor," "no he's retarded bite at the dog!!!" none of this was a setup or rehearsed .

In my right ear is a wireless ear piece to listen to a producer tell me what the chat room is saying and voting on as I improvise the scene according to their input.I can firmly say that what you are viewing here is a magical new form of improvisational comedy coming directly from the audience just as much as it is coming from me. Things get even FUNNIER when I go into the Apple store, but due to some legal issues that are still being researched I can not show THAT part of the show as of yet.

The final phase of the show will HAVE the chat on the lower third of the screen so you can see the interaction and votes LIVE as they occur... but we are still working on that. For a beta test I was VERY happy with these results - although I am having some issues with livestream and HD wireless that need to be ironed out before I go fully public.

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[LordDagon1000]

One Hotdog?

[TrumpetDinopup]

@LordDagon1000 No he's saying "Want hotdog?" It's all he knows what to do. That's a real zombie, not the ones you see in movies.

[INTERNETRULES34]

apple is going to rule the world someday

[TrumpetDinopup]

@INTERNETRULES34 Not if I defeat them.  Google is already smashing them.

[LordDagon1000]

OH MY GOD, This is so epic funny. Insta Like, Favorite, And Subscribe :D

[TrumpetDinopup]

@LordDagon1000 THANK YOU HUMANZ I LOVE YOU BEOUTCHES!

[thelasthallow]

i dont know who the fuck you are dude but you are fucking awesome. subscribed.

[tokoun]

DINOPUP! I DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE EVEN! LET ALONE AN APPLE! I'm so proud of myself. {:D

[tokoun]

@ProducerPink your comment insinuated anger. :3

[BlackoutsBox]

@eatingcatshit The witch is dead.! The witch is dead!

[INTERNETRULES34]

@eatingcatshit i agree with you apple is not really that good of a company

[eatingcatshit]

@INTERNETRULES34, only if their brainwashing continues to spread throughout all the idiots. Because there's no logical reason for them to rule anything since they only have a few bright spots. But of course in the eyes of drooling fantard, steve is their god.