Tom Cruise Scientology-Constipation Video

Tom Cruise discusses his views of scientology in this interview which reveals the interesting link and shocking similarity between Scientology and human defication.

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[streetender1878]

scientology is a religion?, my fucking arse. L ron was taking the piss when he thought it up. you dumb fuckers bought it. Shit, it will be just my luck if the spaceships actually turned up ha ha. By the way, dont bother replying to this post, as im busy being fitted for my tin foil helmet, Fuck, i just realised that im a prime candidate to be brainwashed into the scientology cult. Wont somebody try to save me? lmao

[scumsucker1]

Cruise = fucking retard. As for the scientology cult, its just dogshit.

[zignationer]

What's the name of the background music?

[fluteophone54]

I I hate how they say they can cure themselves...... if it weren't for chemotherapy I would have died when i was three. I worry for children not given modern medicine because they are in this "church"

[AXISOFHENDRIX]

Scientology leader David Miscavige paid two private investigators about $500,000 each year since 1988 to keep a close watch on Pat Broeker, a man who was Miscavige’s former rival for control of the church (Dave has now welched on this continuing deal and now Dave and the church are being sued ). WELL WELL SO This what all the money church members pay to the church goes. Hey Dave, you're a criminal that needs to be locked up for life- then you can have your ASS audited day in and day out.

[TheChoule11]

SP = Serial Poopers LOL Well done

[streetender1878]

wise words!

[jwarrior343]

Scientology is a religion in the sense that it is all bollocks

[Omega172]

I totally remember that quote from The Bible! "And yay did Jesus stride forth from his haven. and speaketh the words 'Scientology is totally true, and twice the millenia past my death a great prophet shall be birthed of a far away land. And he shall foundeth the one true religion that is truer even than the one that will be based upon me.'" My favorite quote from The Bible personally, I wonder why everyone forgets that one?

[Jay Stay]

Man thoes SP'S are woooohhhh

[TheTrueHasenfeffer]

Hey Tom. I've taken Ritalin and you know what? It's awesome!