I'm on a Couch (The Lonely Island - "I'm on a Boat" parody spoof)

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Taulbee was getting rid of an old couch so we decided to use it and make a video.
Lyrics:
Aww shoot, get your cushions ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hold your freaking balls
But stay on this freaking comfy couch
We burning this, let's go

I'm on a couch
I'm on a couch
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sitting on a couch
I'm on a couch (I'm on a couch)
I'm on a couch
Take a good hard look at the mother freaking couch

I'm on a couch mr. president take a look at me
Straight ballin on a couch on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my mouth
You can't stop me Mrs. Taulbee cause I'm on your couch

Take a picture, Nick
I'm on a couch, quick
We drinking Bryans bawles,
Cause theyre so crisp
I got my swim trunks
And they catch on fire
I'm shooting cushions,
Thats right, Im not a liar

I'm riding on the German, doin flips and tricks
This couch is burning, that cat is my pet But this ain't photoshop, this is real as it gets
I'm your couch, Mrs Taulbee, don't you ever forget

I'm on a couch and
It's burning fast and
I weaing burning jeans
you understand?
I'm the king of the world
On a couch with Neyo
If you're on the floor,
then you're so not me-oh

Put your hands up, this couch is REAL!!

Come look, I'm on your couch, Mrs Taulbee
Sit down, on the couch, are you crazy
I'm on the couch with my boys, kinda lazy
Hey guys, Richies sisters name is Steacy

Hey ma, if you could see me now
couch is burning somehow
Gonna fly this couch to the moon somehow
Like jumping fires, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on this couch
It's a big grey comfy couch
ballin
Look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day
When my couch is burning away
Believe me when I say
we are not gay

I'm on a couch
I'm on a couch
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sitting on this couch
I'm on a couch
I'm on a couch
Take a good hard look at this super comfy couch

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• richard
• richie gryspeerdt
• whatthebob

[c0rv377]

Cracked sent me here.

[Jonstern1983]

Checklist for this video.

Taking a song that was originally meant to be funny; check.

Cleaning up all the lyrics so it sounds forced; check.

Hiring people with no talent in the realms of comedy or singing; that's a big check.

Mention people whom nobody but the writers know check.

Okay, let's make a video.

[seriousspark89]

Why don't you two go and fuck each other on your burning semen stained couch.

[AAmirkhanov]

Holy shit this sucks. This is what Family Guy and Friedberg/Seltzer movies have done to American humor.

[TheJaredtheJaredlong]

This looks like Indiana

[snigidydigidy]

ok guys just go hang yourselves,,,,,,,, fucking douchebags ...

[onovastars]

penosos qliaos

[Biancanon]

@Gameathoner

they're trying to make themselves look not-gay by trying to impose a manly pyro aura to their non-personalities

[Biancanon]

canadians. side note: ED - "Trying too hard"

[FaBAMMERS]

Fail.

[silverballer1911]

faggots

[djzero2169]

U try 2 hard