NEW Street Theatre and Cabaret Show!
Yee Hah!
Hot foot from the saloon bars of the Wild West Country, well, the Dog and Duck actually, comes our rootin' tootin' cowgirl Calamity Jane with her trusty steed Lightnin'. They tried to turn her into a lady but she just wants to lasso, drink shots and throw her knives, surely not the safest combination! It will soon become clear how she got her name!
She aint no lady but fancies Wild Bill. Shes been practicing her line dancing lasso to Dolly Parton to impress him! Run for them thar Mendip hills if she gets her knives out!
Shes as sassy as a buffalo, as accurate as a blindfolded mule, has the charms of a mangy coyote and is usually as drunk as a skunk.
Dont laugh or she might shoot you!
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