Why Do People Laugh at Creationists (Part 34)

So Nephilimfree had an interesting week. He elected to not turn up to try and defend his assertion that nozzle size would have an effect on the height of the jet, and so as promised (an intimate part of his lunar bukake theory), so he is now the star of a second 'why do people laugh at creationists' episode, WDPLAC pt34

Nephilimfree really does go so far off the comically funny deep-end that its difficult to keep it focused. All good fun nonetheless!

He seems to now think that Noahs flood, flooded the Earth, caused the craters on the moon, AND the comets, and also deposited the iridium in the 'K2' boundary as he calls it.

Now of the obvious objections to this,
1) there isnt enough energy to do it.
2) even if there were, the energies would kill all life on earth whether they were in a boat, or arc, or not.
3) Comets dont bear any resemblance to terrestrial water
a) notably the cyanide level in comets would be nearly instantly fatal to humans (fatal dose ~50mg).
b) comets are about 10% CO. That means that merely enough water to cover the earth with 1m of water would give about a 1% partial pressure of CO in the atmosphere. This would be enough to make everything lose consciousness and die in minutes... apart from of course some of the insects who don't rely on hemoglobin for oxygen transport.
4) Nephilimfree claims that that KT iridium comes from Noahs flood. Well surely this means all the non-avian dinosaurs died before 'the flood' and all the mammals after?
5) comets are mostly volatiles, as is bloody obvious from their average density of about 0.6g/ml (about half that of water). Bodies that melted during accretion have depleted stony material, and enhanced iridium in their mostly iron/ nickel cores. Chondrite meteors never fully melted, and do not show this phase separation behavior, and so still have high iridium contents versus the depleted iridium crust of the earth. It is currently thought that a chondrite meteors was responsible for the KT event.

And no Nephy doesnt dream up these fun ideas himself, well actually he does add some pretty funny stuff to it, but its all part of Walt Browns 'hydroplate theory' (quotes obviously as this is not a theory). Ironically Nephilimfree thinks that evolutionist scientists are desperately trying to disprove this 'theory'.

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[DIGITALSCREAMS]

I know I've missed something....but when the guy talks about super liquids reaching super sonic speeds...is he talking about jerking off?

[SephieRothe]

At least he didn't say ky boundry

[baxtar2012]

Thunderf00t please stop shooting fish in a barrel. This Nephhie is mentally retarded. Please go to TruthSurge on YouTube and look at the song parody of Nephhie its the funniest thing I have ever seen really no shit.

[0Antti]

@Mogley52 You're an idiot.