The Two Ronnies - "Tickle Your Botty With A Feather Tonight". Their funniest Sketch ... Ever !!

RB (to barmaid): Good evening. Tickle your botty with a feather tonight

Barmaid: I beg your pardon?

RB: Particularly grotty weather tonight

Barmain: oh. yes, isn't it.

RB: That sweater looks a little risky

Barmaid: Pardon?

RB: I said, i'd better have a little whisky

Barmaid: oh. i thought you said something about my jumper
RB: no no - that's very nice

Barmaid: thank you

RB: mustn't get the hiccups or they'll fall out

Barmaid: what did you say?

RB: i said, i've just heard the cricket score, they're all out

RB - who's this silly ass with the ugly daughter?

RC - i beg your pardon?

RB - i said, i wonder if you'd pass the jug of water

RB: thanks awfully, you dozy fish-face

RC: pardon?

RB: I said, thanks - awfully cosy, this place.

RC: you know, if you don't mind my saying, so you seem to sound as if you're saying things other than what you say you are saying, if you understand me

RB: oh dear, i'm afraid it's the moustache, it sort of muffles the sound. my wife likes it so, otherwise i'd shave it off, and drown it in the sink

GIRL: otherwise you'd what?

RB: shave it off - i'm sounding indistinct

GIRL: oh, quite

RB: you're a nice girl - do you drop them for a friend?

GIRL - what?!

RB: i said, have you dropped in on your friend?

GIRL - oh no, he's my boss. he's an accountant

RB: oh i see, my name's Gollinson, by the way. I sell long hooters to alligators

RC: you what?

RB: I sell computers and calculators, so this is your secertary, eh?

The girl exits with RC.

Barmaid - funny sort of chap

RB yes, but let's talk about you. you'll never drown, with those water wings

barmaind - i beg your pardon?

RB - you should wear brown with those sort of things

barmaid - it's not really your moustache - you're actually saying those things on purpose, aren't you?

RB - only trying to drum up a little trade, that's all

Barmaid - what sort of trades?

RB - i sell deaf-aids

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[MrSmiffy07]

who's the barmaid? mmm

[simpsonfreak1996]

I always crack up at "thank you very much, you dozy fish face" and I've no idea why XD

[zaria8700]

Tickle your botty with a feather tonight LOL

[alinvan]

my mobile has a built in deaf aid,lol

[lycan73]

@nicepandas

"Deaf aids."

[viopterus]

:)))



[AeonofOblivion]

@nicepandas I believe he said "Deaf aids" like hearing aids :D And then she said "pardon" and he was all "ugh.."

[XxXx5HY4MxXxX]

Thanks for posting this, I've been looking for it for ages :D

[BritBabesRuleOkay]

I'd love to tickle her botty :)

Barmaid is the gorgeous Rikki Howard.

[nicepandas]

What was the last thing he said? I sell....?