My Car Can't Get No Respect

This cars got so many problems I don't know where to start. It doesn't know where to start either. ZING! Originally written for the Conan O'Brian "Blow up my car" contest.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• happyjoel
• joel
• moss
• levinson
• rodney dangerfield
• stand-up
• jennifer aniston
• angelina jolie
• kirstie alley
• tie
• parody
• funny
• joaquin phoenix
• car
• volkswagon
• saudi
• ike turner
• julia roberts
• lyle lovett
• larry david
• conan
• andy richter

[PilotRyanProductions]

Is this this guys own act or is he taking a Rodney Dangerfeild bit?

[happyjoel]

@PilotRyanProductions It is entirely my own bit based on the style of Rodney, but all the jokes are original.

[nycdavis]

Hah liked the Lyle comment - I met him once. Very talented and yeah - not so attractive.

My friend told me about neem yesterday. pretty amazing stuff. What's your experience been like?

[mrsmach]

Hello! Did I miss it - or was there no announcement yet on who won the Rodney Dangerfield contest? I thought it would be announced 10/5/09. Status??

[oddballmatt]

yo joel, Glad to recieve the video contest Oprotunity! im giving it serious thought, but as u know i must take out the contests on my "to do list" first!

but just like any other contest its to promote the contest holder, so sure ill give ya some exposure lol. ive seen you in a bunch of contests n been in a top 3 with u b4.. Respect bro! n ill see u in the battlefeild when we stick it to the man!

[jaredcicon]

Joel and producers like myself have been turned down in our requests to be YouTube partners because our content is advertising in and of itself. Youtube feels there would be a conflict thereto.

I was told that my content is great, but would never be featured on YouTubes main page, because they couldn't very well give that kind of exposure to Heinz, Doritos, Klondike or any of the other 50 brand contests for which I have created spec. pots.

You are right tho, Joel is a very talented dude.

[JamesTheEntertainer]

hahhaha, Dude im just amaze you dont have a few thousand subs