"The Vic & Helen Show" : True Grittiness

Helen evens the score as Rooster Cogburn. Trivia: John Wayne originally was born in 1907.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• John Wayne
• True Grit
• Richard Thripp

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

Marines are forever alluding to brotherhood, excrement, their phalluses and homosex. Why is this so?

[procommenter]

 When, not if, we contract cancer we may console ourselves with radio- & chemo-therapies that have no efficacy insofar as remedying the vitamin-deficiency disease known as cancer (singular).

[procommenter]

It's the spatter from the platter that doesn't matter when trays shatter and waitresses splatter upon the pavement.

[SummerInJuly]

Human intellect {the intellect being the vessel in which knowledge is stored} remains a constant. It's the same now as it was at any time in human history. Human knowledge has advanced only because of our ability to record & store information. No man can run 100 M.P.H. No man will ever be able to reach a running speed of 100 M.P.H., therefore, as science is synonymous with knowledge, Man will never be able to know things that are beyond his intellect.

[TheVicAndHelenShow]

Tedward Kennedy: it's tragic

that he can only die once.

[ThePregnancySlaves]

[Should not Charles Darwin be exhumed to see what progress time has been made in his putrefaction and fossilization? Even people in sweaters are partially nude.]

[ThePregnancySlaves]

"Atheism" is repugnant to logic. Logic dictates that the human brain is finite in its capacity & therefor, as logic dictates, incapable of fathoming the infinite. For this reason folks of Hitchens' persuasion rely on the ignorance & immaturity of their congregation, who are invariably unread & inexperienced in implementing the tried and true methodologies of deductive reasoning, to sell their illogical suppositions to the sexually-frustrated librarians who run our tax-funded public libraries.

[ThePregnancySlaves]

Obscurantist/plagiarist/histor­­ical revisionist Christopher (bearer of Christ) Hitchens supports the eugenic policies of the modern-day Western World: carbon taxes (which'll double the price of grain); abortion (infanticide/genocide); endless warfare (as Orwell had warned in "1984"); confiscatory taxation; Zero Population Growth; "atheism"/Darwinism (the denigration of personhood/self-sovereignty) & internationalism (planetary govt.). If anyone is then surely: he's deserving of deportation.

[ThePregnancySlaves]

WHAT BELIES NORMALITY, MORALITY & ABSOLUTISM?

[I despise every miserable second that Tom Chapin lives.]

[I despise every miserable second that Marvin Hamlisch lives.]

[ThePregnancySlaves]

My acrimonious nature? There's no apostrophe in "its" in its possessive form. Somewhere there's a bone to pick that's yet to be chosen. All bones are invested as structural integrals. I'm of the mind that this is the essence to which banal truth must follow.

[ThePregnancySlaves]

It's the spatter from the platter that doesn't matter when trays shatter and waitresses splatter upon the pavement. The day I married my black girlfriend I knew that my nigger-loving days were just beginning.

[YourUTubeMonitor]

Marriage is exclusive, not inclusive. It isn't for everyone. Sisters aren't permitted to marry 1 another. Group marriage, bigamy & melding w/cadavers is also forbidden. If the institution of matrimony is to have any value it must remain what it has always been: the basis of a household in which to beget & raise children. Homosexual intimacies don't facilitate pregnancy therefore, as logic & propriety dictate: degenerate unions shall be codified & sanctified to the detriment of children & sanity.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

hypothesis n pl hypotheses [L fr. Gk. fr. "hypotithenai" to suppose, propose, put under, fr. "hypo- " "tithenai" to place, put --- more at DO] 1 : a proposition tentatively assumed in order to draw out its logical or empirical consequences... 2 a : an assumption or concession made for the sake of argument

philosophy : a science that comprises logic, ethics, aesthetics, metaphysics, and epistemology

epistemology : the theory of knowledge