Professor Albert's Celebrity Scoop - Sexy Women, Too Skinny?

www.ProfessorAlbert.com - Professor Albert, Celebrity Commentator and male model discusses the Super-Skinny in Hollywood. The Lovely Emaciated ladies that he discusses are Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, Kate Bosworth, Victoria Beckham and Angelina Jolie. Who is too skinny and who is just right? And how do they compare to Jessica Alba, or Julia Roberts, or Eva Longoria? Or Britney Spears, or the super-sexy Diane Lane?

Professor Albert is a celebrity commentator who has been linked to Jessica Alba, although she says it isn't true. He is world-renown and great in bed. Besides Jessica Alba, he is said to have dated Eva Longoria, Jessica Biel, Diane Lane and Hulk Hogan. (He was very drunk, and Hogan was wearing a dress.) Some tabloids have reported that he has a love-child with Jessica Alba but she vehemently denies it. Paternity tests are in the works.

Professor Albert lives in Podunk, Idaho where he is working on a reality TV show and repairing dishwashers. He would like to thank Jessica Alba and Paris Hilton for all of their special favors.

Go to www.professoralbert.com for Professor Albert's Celebrity Blog, celebrity pictures and more fun stuff!

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[cottonwhiskersuk]

That Einstein impression gets old VERY quickly!

[ProfessorAlbert]

Einstein? How dare you insult me? I am da greatest genius and motivational music star in da vurld. Einstein didn't sing and dance!  And you should see me you know where... Vowsa! Vowsa!

[candie40567]

You are a fucked up moron.

[ProfessorAlbert]

Tank you. Dat is vat my girlfriend tells me too!

[ProfessorAlbert]

Tank you. Dat is vat my girlfriend tells me too!

[scorpioxsx]

What an arse! Not all skinny people refuse to eat! Some are naturally slim! This 'pretend professor probably did this to keep his girlfriend/wife/partner happy!

[ProfessorAlbert]

My girlfriend is da sexiest voman in da vurld. I keep her happy by buying her tings and by da vild and crazy nights in da sackaroony. Vowsa! Vowsa!

[Gazelle53]

Bravo to this video. I am so sick of seeing all these bird legged boney butt models and screen stars. If I took one out to dinner, I could not wait to get them home...so I can pick my teeth with them!

[Enchant6]

Angelina Jolie- pic was completely shit :D even retard could see that's a fake :D

[THICKsmartnPRETTY]

@ 3:19 is that picture real??! it almost looks like her arms are detaching from her body

[yesimpierrolassassin]

she wore at the vmas and performance wuz trill so everyone whos haten do yah job you only making her more famous - Nakedladygaga(DOT)com

[subsonic76]

dumb shit! aren't there any more important topics than the weight of some celebrities?

skinny is beautiful - and nobody's harrassing him for apparently loving big mamas ^^

[Musja]

It was not funny and Paris Hilton is not too skinny, but everyone else are.

[brianjcavanaugh]

zero

[vineyardedge]

Hahaaaaa

[hoffykid89]

We all know where Paris gets those extra calories... lol.

eeeeeeew.