joanna newsom - sprout and the bean

joanna newsom - sprout and the bean

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[Prox ant]

to be honest i liked her voice the first time i heard it

[augustar19]

Please don't refer to the goddess that is Joanna Newsom as "the bitch". Thanks so much. Asshole.

[NIMRODakaNIMROD]

You know what's kinda sad? Whenver I oversleep and wake up with a feeling in my mouth like I had eaten a pack of assjuice-soaked cotton balls, I have to think of this songs first line... Sucks, cause I actually love this song to bits.

[Studentofgosset]

But then you would miss my hot breath on the back of your neck, sweetheart.

[Eddie Salazar]

Please stop breathing.

[Studentofgosset]

Ha, cunts



[ModestMousekateer]

Well if you're god, then clearly all this is your fault. You have none but yourself to blame.

Or maybe you just don't "get it" ^_^

[ModestMousekateer]

If you are convinced that you are god, then by definition you are a solipsist, as solipsism is the idea that everything is produced by you in some way; you are the source of all things, which is what a god is.

All solipsists have a god complex.

People with god complexes are assholes.

Therefore solipsists are assholes (and by implication, so are you, given previously offered premises).

^That was a clown orgasm.

[Studentofgosset]

Or maybe he was caricaturing a hipster asshole, and now along comes a real hipster asshole to show he could never have exaggerated their stupidity.

I'm glad you made it clear that you are a fan of this self-indulgent poser, it puts whatever arguments you might make in the proper context. Anyone who likes listening to someone who actively tries to sound like the squeaking of a balloon should be laughed at. Then dismissed.

[Studentofgosset]

Interesting, you realise by definition you are suggesting a god would be a solipsist, right? Or perhaps you thought a syllogism was a clown orgasm...

[ModestMousekateer]

No, that fool is just that: a fool.

[ModestMousekateer]

Oh, I guess you're a solipsist (did you have to look that one up?). I mean, if you're that full of shit, augustar19 must be right in calling you an asshole.