Adam used my Bic and now he owes me $1.59

You can imagine a dog chasing its tail right? Well this little dog (me) chased Adam in a circle while he was holding up my Bic and flicking it. My response was to blow...it out that is. Although that part is not filmed, in this video I can show you the sucked laugh face that he produced while he was stealing my socks and you can hear him laugh so hard he snorts. Sure I act nuts, but who said I wasn't. Admission...I do baby wha wha fits because I am a spoiled child and my feet and body move to the "I WANT" motion. The jiggly motion from the camera is because he is laughing his ass off. Note: I did manage to hide my Bic and still stick to my guns that he owes me $1.59 which I will get in beard hair if necessary. Moo ha ha. YOU HEAR THAT ADAM? LMAO

ADDENDUM: He did get me a wonderful Bic dragon lighter for $1.79 which pleased me greatly!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Bic lighter
• $1.59
• stolen socks
• laughter
• laughing
• baby wha wha

[iamjesusofsuburbia]

It is $1.59 for a lighter there? Dude you are getting fucked I get them in packs of 5 for $3.

[Arachnidia]

Are you trying to hurt me? LMAO Do you mean my cheap ass has been getting ripped off? If the cheap .50 cent ones did not rip my skin off, I would be cheaper. I should get $3 for my frustration shouldn't I? I could send you the money honey and you could mail me 5. :-p

[Arachnidia]

He would get the empty lighter you know. lol Well it does have a few lights left in case he gets glued (by accident to the couch while the lights are out).. Oh I am so glad you like my plan. What if he reads this? He may. It could make him cautious about taking anything as he may get stuck with anything he takes. You see this Adam? Crazy Glue removal is a bitch and it could hurt. Just a dab'll do ya. Yaba dabba doo! Have glue...will travel.

[UcanbeGOD]

LULZ! Yeah that would be payback from hell. I think that idea takes 1st prize simply for the deer in headlights look he would get upon realizing hes not parting company with that lighter :)

[Arachnidia]

I would have to buy one so that would cut into my $1.59 money making to buy a new lighter. Ass bleeding does sound cool though...bad behavior huh? LMAO I like the exlax cake thing as I would get a good laugh, but that too requires money. There is always a way to get even. I have some crazy glue and ideas. Does this give you any? Me to he: Do you want my lighter? Sure...here...take it. Whoops now you are stuck with it. LOL

[UcanbeGOD]

hahahahaha! Hmmm $1.59......tac in the chair? Anytime you bleed from the ass it creates a negative stigma associated with bad behavior....or so I'm told.

[Arachnidia]

I didn't say that I was against the "wee on you thing," however, the site of the event would not be prepared for in advance. Nair for hair huh? LMAO That is for a $100+ incident and not for $1.59. Do you have a good one for $1.59? I think I have to wee now. LMAO

[UcanbeGOD]

.....Oh. Well some people like the whole "Im gonna wee on you" thing. You might try putting nair in the shampoo bottle. FEROCIOUS!

[Arachnidia]

HA HA HA hey wait a minute there. If I am in the same bed, which I will be, that WILL be problematic. Any other suggestions? You kill me.

[UcanbeGOD]

Well my distance hinders me a bit lol but you could always do the old hand in a bowl of warm water trick for revenge. Its a bit harsh but effective. :)