The Night Before NSFW

'Twas the night before NSFW, when all through the chat
Not a creature was stirring, not even Nyan Cat;
The chatrealm was asked to e-mail, if they dare,
Some new videos that the podcast could air;
Penny and Josie were nestled snug in their beds,
With songs about T.I.B. stuck in their heads,
JuRY in his T-shirt, and Bri in his cap,
Recorded a bit for that Winter Draft crap—
Then from my iPhone there arose such a clatter,
The Justin.tv app said there was some chatter.
Away to my desk chair, I jumped in a pinch,
Clicked open the browser, to check for the binch.
And after I sat through the goddamn pre-roll,
I saw they were voting on a new straw poll;
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a Skype window and voice in my ear,
Hosting his shows from the TNT set,
I knew in a moment it must be Merritt.
More rapid than Squarespace the in-jokes they came,
And he tweeted, and ranted, and called them by name:
"Now Hitler! Now Rape Ape! Now Fudge and Spiro,
"On Fapper! On Horseboy, John Smokey and Frodo;
"To the TWiT control desk! To the TWiT Brick filled wall!
"Now censor them! Censor them! Censor them all!"
They'd put on a show from which legends are made,
Stuff like that catch phrase, "The Penalty Is AIDS";
Then on was the belt bet, the curses they flew,
With a show full of guests — and Merle Dixon too.
There's Belmont and Andrew and OMG Chad,
And then there's OhDoctah and songs by George Hrab.
The chatrealm, they checked off their bingo with glee,
First "Racist", then "Too Gay", then "Parsimony".
They'd help a new band with their Kickstarter hope,
And then judge the viewers with the help of Troll Pope.
His brother, Josh, joined and told the SeaJew,
"You ain't no Brushwood," that quite certainly was true.
It's time for laserdiscs! The picture: how pure,
Like Jon Tilton was at the start of his tour;
That's followed by songs by our friends Get Set Go,
Did we mention MikeTV is a fan of the show?
The guests didn't stop with Cargill and Casey,
The comments from Kiki sometimes were racy.
She has a great mind, and had started a blog
But then Scott Johnson, shouted out "Eff a dog!"
Then Rounsaville arrived, The Provider in hand,
And I cheer'd at the music of Jonathan Mann;
A new drinking game that had cups full of beer,
Ira Sockman said, "Pretend I'm not here."
The switching was done, by the great JammerB,
But the editing out, was made by Tony;
When Leo appeared, the chatrealm went wild
He's awesome and wise, with wonder of a child.
Before long, the moment I always did fear:
The End of the Show Song meant that time was here;
But I heard them exclaim, as they started to go —
Happy Christmas to all, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand ...GTFO!

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[cowgirlcurtis]

fantastic. :D

[DelahantyP]

@cowgirlcurtis Yes, you were. :)

[vahnfish]

That girl with the bad camera is one cutie

[excalipoor]

nice one chatrealm.

[thepasswordisfail]

Songs of TIB... poor Penny and Josie...

[StpMotion]

Awwwww xD I LOVE you chatrealm! xx

[MainEventMotorsports]

Great work guys, that was awesome

[xxcheesexpuffxx]

adorbs!

[cowgirlcurtis]

@vahnfish yeah. my camera sucks. but thanks! :D

[BobCalli99]

Nice work DelahantyP! Glad to have helped out.

[Gatowag]

Drats, I always seem to miss these things.

[healthyaddict]

HUZZAH!