Report: Every Potential 2040 President Already Unelectable Due To Facebook

A troubling report finds that by 2040 every presidential candidate will be unelectable to political office due to their embarrassing Facebook posts.

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[Jabbajak]

lol you're funny

[TheCinemaJackTV]

Sadly this is probably accurate.

[felicity4711]

I’ve always wondered about this.

[itsDeemo]

lol

[Aden Wiedijk]

But doesn't that mean that ALL candidates will be equally unelectable, so they will abstain from digging stuff up about each other, kind of like Mutually Assured Destruction?

[Paseosinperro]

I quit 3 years ago, no single moment of regret.

[mtime6]

I don't have a Facebook....Mtime6 2040.

[QuidGames]

I don't see what the issue is. The government will simply rectify the Facebook pages of incoming Chairmen... uh I mean. President. Yes.

[Mewtario]

You are now smarter than at least 70% of your peers.

[TRapsGoldenchild]

All you guys are such Jew Whores, this shit fake!!!

[Tristram Gardner]

I'm here to celebrate my recently quitting facebook. I hate everyone.