Worst Texter Ever- MVPleez

Worst Texter Ever, a new MVPleez joint. MVPleez breaks it down. Why are guys such terrible texters? How can you date someone when kissing is hot, but the texting is not?

Written by Valentine Bureau and Monica West
Beats and Mixing by Gary Atturio (http://www.galuminumfoil.com)
Directed by Kathleen Grace (http://www.kmgrace.com/)
Choreography: Matthew Neff (http://web.mac.com/matthewneff/)
Vocals: Valentine Bureau, Monica West and Bill English (http://bill-english.com/)
The Dudes: Ryan Hunter (http://www.youtube.com/user/P0YKPAC) and Justin Shanes (@justinshanes)
Cameo: Chescaleigh (Franchesca Ramsey) (@chescaleigh)
Fly Girls: Graziella Rose, Courtney Ortiz, Elise Hearden, Amy Nielson, Ani Taj, Sarah Oda, Natalie Caruncho, Felicia Giunta, Mandy Mondoro, Natalie Johnson, Steph Mas, Gabriella Finn, Shiori Noda, Mechy Cholí Knight, Bailey Marie, Danielle Nicolosi, Tori Watson, Ashley Talluto, and Angela Lianzo.
Overall awesome doer of everything: Shamikah Christina Martinez (http://emotistyle.com)

Thank you to everyone who helped make WORST TEXTER possible! : Globus Studios (http://www.globus.cc), Shamikah Martinez, Joey Campanaro (http://www.thelittleowlnyc.com), and special thanks to our incredible dancers.

LYRICS:
I HEART U, BABY
LOL. BUT IDK IF I CAN DO THIS

FIRST DATE, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN
COULD YOU BE THE ONE?
DROPPED ME OFF AND SENT ME A TEXT
YOU WERE FEELIN' GASSY FROM ALL THAT TEXT-MEX

HOLD ON!
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE CHARMING?
ONE DATE OUT THE BAG
AND YOU'RE TALKIN' BOUT FARTING?
SEND ME A SMILE
TELL ME I'M PRETTY, THAT YOU HAD A GREAT TIME
THAT YOU WANNA GET BRUNCHIES!

TEXTING IS AN ART
AND TO KEEP UP YOU GOTTA BE SMART!

YOU'RE THE WORST TEXTER EVER
WISH WE COULD BE TOGETHER
YOU'RE THE WORST TEXTER EVER
BUT THE CHEMISTRY IS GREAT
WHEN WE'RE FACE TO FACE

FRIDAY NIGHT THINGS GOT A LITTLE HOT
YOUR KISS--OVER THE TOP!
SATURDAY MORNING CRAFTED YOU A TEXTY
WITTY SHORT AND SWEET
FEELIN SO SEXY

HOLD ON!
JUST A WINK ON A TUESDAY?!
SWEET SENTIMENTS BUT THE CUT-OFF WAS 2 DAYS!

WAITIN' ALL WEEKEND
STOMACH IN KNOTS
I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTO ME
MAYBE HE'S NOT

WE LONG FOR DAYS WHEN BOYS
WOULD SEND YOU LETTERS
SEALED WITH WAX AND RAVEN FEATHERS
SEND THEM ON
TO THEIR MAIDEN WHO'S BEEN WAITIN'
THE COURTING PROCESS IS SO FADED BABY

I'M THE WORST TEXTER EVER
BUT I WANT TO BE TOGETHER
I'M THE WORST TEXTER EVER
BUT MY THUMBS ARE REALLY BIG AND I'M DYSLEXIC

SO YOU'RE THE WORST TEXTER EVER
BUT WE WANT TO BE TOGETHER!
YOU'RE THE WORST TEXTER EVER
LET'S GET RID OF OUR PHONES AND GET DOWN TO BONE.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• musicvideo
• dating
• MVPleez
• MonicaWest
• ValentineBureau
• parody
• Best
• Comedy
• Funny
• Worst
• Humour
• Sketch

[CocoonCentral]

OH HEYO LADIES! Thanks for the shout out, this is super radical! WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER

[MVPleez]

@CocoonCentral YES! Maybe we gotta make a dance together!

[ShooRaynerDrawing]

Sigh! I used to send letters with sealing wax and raven's wings - but that was a long - long - time ago - great vid :)

[MVPleez]

Awww! Thank you! P.S. Are you a Game of Thrones fan too?

[justinsuperstar]

So many awesome ladies in this crew!!!

[MVPleez]

@justinsuperstar These ladies killed it! Not to mention the fact that they were all so generous and kind! Thank you for watching!

[fishermadness]

Love it Monica! Great vid....

[MVPleez]

@greywow Hi cuz!! We <3 u! xoxo

[greywow]

Aaahh!! It's so cool to see my cousin, Valentine, on YouTube!!

[MVPleez]

@ThinkHawaiian That might be the best idea ever. Yes, it is.