FilmIsPwn.com The Asylum The Terminators

Daniel Roos and Tom Stephens of FilmIsPwn discuss the movie production studio The Asylum and their latest movie The Terminators.

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Film & Animation

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• The Terminator
• Tie-In
• Mockbuster
• The Terminators
• bad movies
• mst3k

[IPossessAHugePenis]

but they have none on offer, they can’t help them now, it’s too late. The Asylum has claimed another set of victims, or students if you will. As the unrendered polygons fire pixilated blasts of colour at a group of oddly stilted humanoids, it is clear to everybody that the world will never look the same to them again. The Asylum has done something nobody ever wants; it has given them, instead of what they wanted, exactly what they needed. Bay has 7 less dollars, one family has seen themselves.

[IPossessAHugePenis]

Their faces are beaming, eyes as wide as saucers. They reckon they are in for a real treat, a slick digital, all encompassing distraction like no other. The title passes by, “Transmorphers”, but nobody notices. Faces still glowing, but not for long. Soon their toothy grins melt away. Waves of emotions pass over them, starting with confusion. A dreary, claustrophobic experience flickers in front of them. They look back at their parents, who are also aghast, for some reassurance or comfort-

[IPossessAHugePenis]

A brother and sister, 10 and 8 respectively, ask their parents to rent them 'Transformers", because the loud, shiny trailer has stimulated the most basic and lowest neurons in their brains. Their parents refuse; "too violent," they say, and they are right. One night a few weeks later, as a surprise, their parents decide to rent it without telling them. They gather them round the TV. "Guess what kids, 'TRANSFORMERS!'" they announce, pressing the play button. The children squeal with excitement.

[TheIronParasite]

XD i love how this film dosent make sense! and people randomley and pointlessley dieing

[legorocks3]

Awful movie.