LETTER TO FUTURE DAN

THIS WEEK'S LIVE WEBCAST SHALL BE ON TUESDAY, NOT MONDAY. SAME TIME (10PM EST) SAME PLACE (http://www.blogtv.com/people/DBUniverse), DIFFERENT DAY!

Dan wrote a letter to himself ten years from now.

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Dan's Letter:

Hello there, I am me are you is I—You are the me of the future. Im writing youmescrew it, Im just going to call you you from now on. Im writing you simply because I can. Unless theyve invented some kind of time traveling device (which I highly doubt) this is going to be a one-stop, one-way conversation and under normal circumstances I would apologize for the subsequent awkwardness associated with such a conversation. There is, however, no need to apologize to ones self so screw you : P

I dont really know what most people use this sort of service for—maybe I should try to say something profound or give some cute advice. The thing is though, youre really the one who should be giving ME advice, but weve already gone over how thats not possible. I guess Ill give it a shot.

Dont drink seawater.

Seriously, seawater is nasty shit. You probably still remember this from when you were me, but seawater is something that you should never ever have in your body. I forget who it was, but somebody once told meusa story about a guy who was walking on the beach, got bit by a dog, tried to wash the bite out with seawater, got infected and died. When it comes to seawater just say no.

I just realized that, while its probably not true and I HOPE its not true, I might be writing to nobody what if I die at some point in the next ten years? Man, that would suck. Or maybe it wouldnt! Ive never talked to a dead person before, but maybe its not so bad. I hope you dont know the answer, but if you do—how is it? Oh right one-way conversation

To finish this up, I hope youre not dead, homeless, paralyzed, or a Republican, and I hope that you ARE awesome. If youre not, get that way—theres no excuse for being anything else.

-Yourself, 10 Years ago.

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[dragonman0000001]

I set my future letter to send on December 22nd, 2012. Here is the full text:

If you're reading this, end of the world fail.

[CanisLupus1987]

I hope you're not a Republican LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

OMG THAT MADE MY DAY lol

[DementedDogStudios3]

sorry to break it to ya, but according to your video "tea time" you are a republican now FAIL

[aaaaaaaaooooooo]

Hi, Dan. It's me, you, Dan, myself. In the future, they invented a mail system that lets you write to yourself in the past. But I'm posing as a YouTube user so as not to confuse the authorities.

They found out that Sea Water is curative and is beneficial for longevity! Who would have guessed. Oh, and you didn't die in 10 years, congrads. But now I have this medical condition... If only I drank more Sea Water...!

[tehfrog]

the sea is filed with oil.

[Gtrfrk7]

seawater is full of oil :D

[eduardog3000]

"I hope your not dead, homeless, paralyzed, or a republican." LOL ROTFL IMMD

[wantstobe]

Past dan sure didn't forsee the FSM.

[jjjd12346]

my letter would be : if you like what your seeing if im putting you in the state of awe create a youtube account then another one then subscribe to i/you/me click the newly red button it would really really really mean something!

[Boodrowski53]

i hope your not a rebuplican, lol now he is he believes sarah palin is jesus

[2ndOptiquest1287]

I hope your not a republican that WORSHIPS THE FLYING SPAGETTHI MONSTER AND SARAH PALIN oh wait YOU ARE!

[Fluffymiyster]

I actually wrote one too, but only dated it for five years from now. Woow...I didn't know I had so many questions I had to ask! Like will I have fallen in love by then? Will I still own my current dog? Will I still have the same college major? Where do I live now? I even mentioned you Dan. I asked if you'd still be making videos and if I'd still be following you, ^_^ I also asked if I'd finally come out of my shy shell...and learned to DRIVE!! xD! Wow, this is going to be fun to read...