Mad Networks with Tim Framer - NetQoS

Boy... did we have fun with this one.

Network Monitoring Madman "Tim Framer" tells you what technologies are worth investing your time and energy in - in this send-up of a popular CNBC show.

In case you are wondering that that ticker on the bottom says, it's reprinted here:

DOWNTURN DIMS PROSPECTS AT TOP CLOWN COLLEGES - BERNANKE TO FIGHT WILD BOAR IN THUNDERDOME - EIGHT YEAR OLD GIRL USES LEMONADE STAND PROFITS TO PURCHASE CONTROLLING INTEREST IN GENERAL MOTORS - FAA PROBES UNITED OVER BROKEN GUITARS - BANKER ON DEAL OR NO DEAL TO APPLY FOR BAILOUT FUNDS - BIGGEST GROWTH SECTOR: ANTIDEPRESSANTS - GOOGLE PLOTTING USER-FRIENDLY, GREEN, EFFICIENT TAKEOVER OF THE WORLD - CISCO REPLACES CIO WITH FIRMWARE UPGRADE - BALMER SAYS ZUNE HD NOT A TOY AND THAT USERS COULD POKE SOMEONES EYE OUT - APPLE TO LAUNCH "iBATTLEBOTS" - ECONOMISTS SUSPECT WORK OF "PESKY GREMLINS" IN CAUSE OF HOUSING MARKET COLLAPSE - GOLD FALLS DUE TO LAW OF GRAVITY - ORACLE BUYS ITSELF FOR 78 BILLION IN CASH AND STOCK - MARS ROVER SENDS FIRST MESSAGE IN MONTHS: "ABORT/RETRY/FAIL" - NATIONAL ACADAMY OF SCIENCE CONCLUDES HOKEY POKEY IS "WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT" - LEGENDARY OLD MACDONALDS FARM SOLD AT FORECLOSURE TO A LONE CHEESE - ANALYSTS EXPECT LACKLUSTER SALES FOR PLUG-IN ELECTRIC HYBRID ZEPPLINS - WII BOWLING BALL ACCESSORY FOR WII SPORTS A LITERAL HIT - CLOWNS SCARE INVESTORS IN 3RD QUARTER - TEXAS MAN'S $200M PORTFOLIO RETURNS 32% RETURNS ON CHICKEN CRAP BINGO - AREA MAN JUSTIFIES PURCHASE OF GONG, FISHER PRICE CHILD SOUND BOARD, CHROMAKEY BLUE SCREEN AS LEGITIMATE BUSINESS EXPENSES - LINDSAY LOHAN AND BRITTANY SPEARS VIE FOR NOBEL PRIZE IN UM, LIKE, STUFF - DOW TO TOP 30,000 BY NOVEMBER AFTER U.S. CHANGES CURRENCY TO THE PESO - STEVE JOBS PARTNERS WITH VATICAN, INDULGENCES COST $299 W/2 YEAR CONTRACT, COMES WITH WIFI, PRICE DROP EXPECTED IN MAY - JACKSON WILL SHOCKER: "BILLIE JEAN WAS, INDEED, MY LOVER" - 67% OF NETWORK ENGINEERS FIND "IPSLA" SOUNDS VAGUELY DIRTY - NEW STOCK LISTING, "C", IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME, BECAUSE "CISCO, CISCO, CISCO STARTS WITH C" SAYS CISCO CEO JOHN CHAMBERS

Thanks to J.R. Ghaddar for the blue screen and Kevin MacLeod at Incompetech.com for the music.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• NetQoS
• Networking
• Network
• Monitoring
• send-up
• Jim
• Cramer
• cnbc
• mad
• money
• Parody
• ipsla
• cbqos
• netflow
• uc

[havokauto]

very creative

[andreakstout]

Great video!