flora flor

Forget it! I'll just have itchy, watery eyes.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• drugs
• side
• effects

[Guyect]

the sad thing is .... He's absolutely correct

[TheBookWorm1718]

I've always said it would've been better if Jeff had said 'Side effects include BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO', because then you'd be wondering 'what the hell else is there?'

[Littleitboy]

@Guyect yup

[JRubin010]

2 people have itchy, watery eyes.

[UniversalLizard]

...feline lukemia, athelete's foot, headlice, clubfoot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, parbarrow, warts, unibrow, lazy eyes, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorroides, dry heaving and sexual dysfunction.

[UniversalLizard]

"Try new flora flor; for itchy, watery eyes, it's flora flor.

Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, waterweight gain, lower back gain, receding hairline, excyma, pseboria, psoriasis, itching-schafing clothing, liverspots, bloodclots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tireware, pyhorria, ghonnoria, diahrrea, hallitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammer-toe, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home...

[guitarhero2211]

was this recorded on a calculator?

[TheCodeman99]

i cant imagine wut is was like to have to say these over and over to get it right

[rangerman96]

How many times did he need to reherse that

[Pythosinhell]

@Guyect He really is

[BBall0027]

@HolySpearIt56 He might have, but only the first three years when they didn't have DVD recorders.

[BurlingamePanther1]

@Guyect you think?