10,000 years ago, wacky pranksters Mother Nature and Father Time "Tried a topsy turvy experiment with the human race." As the voice of Ms. Nature explains, "In a village called Wongo, we made all the women beautiful and all the men brutes. We put all the handsome men in the tribe of Goona, many days march to the south, and we made the Goona girls...well, not beautiful. It didn't work. "But it does provide the crackpot premise for Wild Women of Wongo, an enjoyable goofy cult oddity so amazingly stupid that it's almost profound. When Engor (JOHNNY WALSH), a prehistoric pretty boy, arrives in Wongo, the women go wild: "He's beautiful! Like the sun!" Engor's equally impressed by the Wongo women, especially Ooma (JEAN HAWKSHAW), the King's daughter:"She is not like those Goona!" Engor's there to ask Wongo to join Goona in repelling an impending invasion of apemen: "Some say they are like apes. These people have big canoes." However, seeing Engor's effect on the Wongo women, the men decide to kill him: "If this man leaves here alive, our foolish women will never forget him!" Instead, the Wongo women rebel, Engor gets away, and the gals are banished from the tribe until one of 'em gets sacrificed to the Dragon God (i.e. gets eaten by an alligator). - Something Weird
Give these people academy awards.
colvinis 3 years ago 5
I know where I am going next summer. Wongo, baby!
tjsbigidea 10 months ago 2