My Name is John Keller: Ducks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/comedy/2010/03/john-keller-ducks.shtml

Dan Antopolski is John Keller. A man incarcerated against his will. Possibly by ducks. Quack.

What unites Bill Clinton, Chris de Burgh and Google Chrome? Why is Take That's Howard Donald named after two ducks? This man has the answers.

A successful music industry executive until his 'nine revelations'
John now enjoys mandatory residential status at a psycho-therapeutic treatment facility. In a series of career-making interviews with psychiatrist Dr Helen Atwill, John explains his theories about the secret power controlling the music business and reveals the people behind the truth behind the lie behind the Brit Awards. Is Leona Lewis all he seems? Just how old is Ellie Goulding? Should you open the door on a Buble?

If Dr Atwill can only avoid triggering John's narcolepsy she'll ask him what YOU need to know - from medieval sects to modern YouTube hits and Simon Cowell's plans for Susan Boyle. So what are you waiting for - the end of the world? At times incoherent, but always incarcerated - join lovable maniac John as he relaxes in an environment of maximum security!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Dan Antopolski
• John Keller
• Brit Awards
• ducks
• Howard Donald
• nine revelations
• music industry
• Leona Lewis
• Ellie Goulding
• Simon Cowell
• Susan Boyle

[adamlarter]

Dan needs to be on TV more

[F0RDI3]

DAFFY

[Sentenashi]

lmfao

[Metallica753]

2nd

[marsling12]

robbie williams?