Deal With God-Chapter Two(Heaven and Hell Walk Into A Bar)

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Uploaded by on Jul 31, 2010

Crystal aka kissmetaylorlautner here to upload the next chapter of our Supernatural story. Oh and since a lot of people have been asking, Miley is Sami and Selena is Daine.




The girls found the town's closest (but surprisingly not only) bar, which also seemed to be the only place where anyone actually was, and just walked in, like Daine said. They weren't in there ten minutes before one of the locals was hitting on Sami.

"Hey there, sweetheart," he said, probably drunk out of his mind, "How 'bout I buy you a drink?"

"No thank you," Sami said. She tried to walk past him, but he grabbed her arm.

"I guess you didn't hear me, I said that-" he was interrupted by a punch to his face, courtesy of Daine.

Daine rubbed her hand. That guy's head was hard. "She said, 'No Thank you', jackass. "

"Daine!" Sami wasn't quite sure if she was furious at or thankful to her cousin.

The local got up, clutching his face. "Listen here, little girl, this is my town, and I'll talk to who I please."

"Well, if I'm so 'little'," Daine said, absolutely seething at the man's gall, "Then how come one punch from me sent you to the ground?"

The guy's face looked like it was going to explode at Daine's comment. "That's it! I was holding back before because you're a woman, but no one talks to me like that!"

"Looks like I just did," the brunette said, smirking.

"Daine," Sami whispered in her cousin's ear, "We really don't have time for this."

Daine looked right at the man and didn't even bother to whisper when she said "Then we'll make time for it." With that the man lunged at Daine.

"OH HELL NO! NO ONE HITS MY COUSIN, BUT ME!" Sami yelled, smashing the guy's face in.

Daine turned to her. "I forget that you can do that."

"Well I did spend my summer's doing the exact same thing as you. DUCK!"

Daine ducked and Sami punched the guy who was coming behind Daine and shoved him across the bar table, sliding in front of two very shocked looking men who'd been enjoying their drinks two seconds before.

Sami's eyes traveled to their faces an audibly gasped.

"What is i-" Daine turned and gasped alongside her.

It was their dads.

They were staring of course. Daine couldn't be taller than 5'6 and Sami, the sweet one who'd done most of the fighting could barely claim 5'3 on a good day.

"Well, I really hope they don't remember this twenty years from now." Sami said.

"What do we do now?" Daine asked.

"I don't know! My mind's kind of frozen on the fact that our dad's are so damn young!"

Daine dodged an incoming punch before saying, "I told you they'd be in a bar."

"HAVE WE NOT ESTABLISHED NO ONE HITTING HER BUT ME?!" Sami yelled, grabbing the guy's fist and flipping him over.

"Dude, you totally need anger management classes"

"How many times do I have to tell you not to call me 'dude'?!" Sami said angrily, her adrenaline still pumping.

"Apparently not enough?" said Daine, laughing at her cousin.

"And hello, you're the one who has actually punched her dad." Sami said, stepping over one of the bodies. "Can I get a water?" she asked the shocked bartender.

"Uh, yeah, sure..." he said slowly, leaving to probably go find one...Or call the cops.

"So, how are we gunna do this?" Daine said, glancing over at her father and uncle, "The whole 'play it cool' thing is kinda out the window now."

"You could go hit on them." Sami said.

"Sami!" Daine said, until she turned and saw Sami laughing at her expression.

"See, even you have your limits. Okay, how about, we just follow them around." Sami said taking off her coat.

The bartender came and gave Sami her water.
"Hey, when did the Jonas Brothers break up?" he asked staring at Sami's shirt.
Sami looked down and realized it was the Jonas Brothers Reunion concert t-shirt Daine had bought her at the show two years ago.
"When Joe was found making out with Miley and Nick punched his lights out." mumbled Daine.
"Ummm, it's just a tribute type thing.It's a matter of time." said Sami.
The bartender nodded, but still looked confused.
"Hey, can I get a beer?" Daine asked the bartender. He hesitated a moment before asking her for ID, which she was happy to show him.
"Here you go," he said, handing her some brand of beer she didn't recognize.
"Was that really necessary?" Sami whispered as the bartender went to go serve other customers.
"Yes, yes it was." Daine said before taking a sip
"You do realize if we're arrested we're screwed right?"
"I'm part-angel, I'll pop us out." Daine said, chugging down the beer.
"Yeah, and that wouldn't be suspicious at all..." Sami trailed off. "Our dads are watching us." she said.

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  • it's awesome

    i loved it

  • oh my gosh!

    it's awesome! :)

  • the part with the jonas brother's t-shirt was hillariousi can't wait forthe next one that was great

  • Loved it! Continue!

  • LOVED IT!!!!

  • This story is wicked good

  • Loved it! It was hilarious

  • Ahh,!it Was Amazing,!(:

  • OHHH MY GOSHH!! this iss awesomeee! i love the whole "jonas brothers broke up" cant wait!

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