Dear Santa

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*I am aware of the speIling errors! :) Happy Holidays*

This is a visual of the song "Dear Santa" by comedian Sean Morey as heard on the Bob & Tom morning radio show!

This song is wrong in so many ways, but you can't help but laugh.

Some of my own family members were used in this creation. Although not harmed in the making of this video, they were definitely taken advantage of. (haha, jk)

Lyrics:

Dear Santa,
This is Billy from Dallas. I would like a Big Wheel with a air-conditioning package, power-steering, CD player and also a Sony Playstation.

Dear Santa,
This is Raul from Venezuela. I want a stick. To burn for heat!

Dear Santa,
This is Jessica from Aspen. I'd like a Barbie Dream House with the electric sports car, lots of outfits and matching outfits for me, too, please!

Dear Santa,
This is Lupe from Paraguay. I want some rain. So I can stop drinking my own urine!

Dear Santa,
This is Joe from North Chicago. I want a new bike and a G.I. Joe with Kung Fu grip and grenade launcher!

Dear Santa,
This is Azi from Yemen. I want a grenade launcher.

Dear Santa,
This is Jimmy from Grenage. I want an electric train set with the whole village, and the mountains, and the tunnels, and a robot to clean my room!

Dear Santa,
This is Chang from Laos. I want an electric scooter, a surf board, roller blades, and a CD-rom player. Just kidding! I want a stick!


Dear Santa,
This is Wu-ta-ti-ta-tu from Kolkata. I want a fly swatter, one that doesn't hurt when you hit yourself in the face, and some OFF!


Dear Santa,
We are the children of the World! We want Sean Morey to be struck dead, please!! See what you could do! Even if it means I don't get that stick!

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[TheAxxie123]

Idk if you know this but you're video is a tradition in our family. :)

[50assilem]

@TheAxxie123 :) that's good to know. Happy Holidays!

[wisper6419]

Either people are ignorant or they just don't have a sense humor. This is one of the funniest songs I've ever heard.

[apsiddiq]

Greenwich, not Grenage.

[TheMike31b]

I want a stick

[WWETNA98]

That's too freakin funny!!!!

[swiftytina]

$#!!*^, Kolkata. I want a fly swatter...one that doesn't hurt when it hits you in the face

[uselessjoe]

@wisper6419 I am not ignorant and have a sense of humor. You need to get out more if this is that funny to you; it's a little funny. So that makes you ignorant.

[kevinsadrummer44]

@lildreamy28 I know alot of people that say that but they still have great ratings and are all over the country so I think more like them than not. I watched the DVD they sent with one of their CD's they are laughing because it's like a live performance and they are hearing it like they are part of the audience.

[lildreamy28]

@kevinsadrummer44 Yeah I know. That's the ONLY reason I don't listen to the Bob & Tom show. I really do like the show but I can't stand that constant laughing. And it's loud laughing. I know several people who won't listen to the show because of it either. Oh well, their loss. :-(

[kevinsadrummer44]

@lildreamy28 it's a live show this is from Bob & Tom, that is why they are laughing.

[EagleLC21]

55 people need to lighten the hell up